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« on: November 20, 2012, 06:08:47 PM »
« edited: December 16, 2012, 09:57:22 PM by Bacon King »
Welcome to the law office of Bacon Kingman, Attorney at Law!


Bacon Kingman is among the foremost attorneys in Atlasia, and has had plentiful experiences managing lawsuits and abusing loopholes throughout his illustrious career. The firm of Bacon Kingman, Attorney at Law, specializes in the following:

  • Election disputes
  • Electoral law
  • Constitutional law
  • Senate OSPR management
  • Personal injury
  • Loopholes of all shapes and sizes!

If you, or someone you know, may be in need of these services, do not hesitate to call 1-555-BACON-LAW today to schedule your free consultation! At the Law Offices of Bacon Kingman, Attorney at Law, we do not discriminate on age, gender, sexual orientation, partisan affiliation, political ideology, or pretty much anything else. If you're in a bind, and need to get yourself out, Bacon Kingman probably has a loophole waiting, just for you! We accept cases on all legal issues and we are also available for consultation on legislative procedure.

Rates available upon request. Services available to all who need it- pro bono work available when financial hardship is adequately demonstrated.



Bacon Kingman: Attorney at Law is on the case!




WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT KINGMAN-OAKVALE AND ASSOCIATES






Quote from: IDS Legislator Ben Kenobi on November 20, 2012, 02:41:15 AM
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Never change, Bacon King. Never change.

Quote from: Mideast Assemblyman TexasDem on December 02, 2012, 12:27:54 AM
I am very pleased with the quality of consultation done by this firm.
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2012, 06:10:19 PM »
« Edited: December 20, 2012, 09:38:03 PM by Bacon King »
MEET THE FIRM!






BACON KINGMAN: ATTORNEY AT LAW
Founder and Senior Partner of Kingman-Oakvale & Associates




OAKVALE
Partner of Kingman-Oakvale & Associates




Associate Attorneys
Fuzzybigfoot
Franzl
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Mr. X
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Legal Specialists
Snowball: Religious Freedom; Freedom of Expression limitations

Paralegals
wolfentoad




HIRING TODAY! Please PM a brief resume of legal experience for most expedited processing.
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2012, 11:19:05 PM »
OFFICIAL NOTICE FROM THE OFFICE OF BACON KINGMAN: ATTORNEY AT LAW




The Law Offices of Bacon Kingman: Attorney At Law will be closed until Saturday on account of the Thanksgiving holiday. If you leave a message with my secretary I shall respond as soon as I return!
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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2012, 11:55:09 PM »
After the holiday break, Bacon Kingman: Attorney At Law is back and READY FOR LAW
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2012, 06:41:48 PM »
Quote from: South Region Legislator Zanas46 on November 27, 2012, 04:15:03 AM
Hello dear Mr BaconKingman,

I would like to ask you what would be the best mean to achieve the result of effectively separating churches and state. I feel like we shouldn't have to have an official state religion, that all religions should be treated equally by the government, i.e : with indifference. We should be able to swear in offices with any religious or unreligious oath.

What would it need legally ? An amendment to the Constitution ? Who should I turn to to introduce such a procedure ?

Thank you for your advice, your price will be mine.

Sorry, just saw this! I'll take a look at it when I'm done with the stuff I'm doing now Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2012, 06:45:07 PM »
IMPORTANT NEWS FROM BACON KINGMAN: ATTORNEY AT LAW




  • Due to extremely heavy work-load, OAKVALE has been hired by the firm as BACON KINGMAN: ATTORNEY AT LAW's first partner.

  • We are currently in the process of building an UNPRECEDENTED CASE that will SHOCK ATLASIA'S LEGAL CIRCLES AT THE CORE for our client, Mr. Yelnoc. Details to be announced shortly!
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Bacon King
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2012, 03:49:13 PM »
Quote from: South Region Legislator Zanas46 on November 27, 2012, 04:15:03 AM
Hello dear Mr BaconKingman,

I would like to ask you what would be the best mean to achieve the result of effectively separating churches and state. I feel like we shouldn't have to have an official state religion, that all religions should be treated equally by the government, i.e : with indifference. We should be able to swear in offices with any religious or unreligious oath.

What would it need legally ? An amendment to the Constitution ? Who should I turn to to introduce such a procedure ?

Thank you for your advice, your price will be mine.

Thank you for the wait! Religious freedom, and the prohibition of the establishment of any official state religion, is already included in the Constitution. Smiley

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This also applies to regional governments:

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Therefore, this is already the law of the land, and no action on your part is needed.
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2012, 04:20:33 PM »
BACON KINGMAN: ATTORNEY AT LAW

While my client's case in Yelnoc v. Napoleon was unfortunately unsuccessful, we have nevertheless succeeded in demonstrating that tort law is entirely enforceable in the Southeast when a legitimate claim is presented. Those who wish to slander or frivolously attack residents of my region, BEWARE!
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2012, 07:27:07 PM »
KINGMAN-OAKVALE AND ASSOCIATES would like to announce that we have now hired WOLFENTOAD as a paralegal.
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2012, 07:31:15 AM »
« Edited: December 02, 2012, 07:38:17 AM by Bacon King »
OFFICIAL NOTICE FROM BACON KINGMAN: ATTORNEY AT LAW, SENIOR PARTNER AT KINGMAN-OAKVALE AND ASSOCIATES



The first post in the thread has now been updated with awesome comments people have made about the firm- check 'em out!
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2012, 06:09:45 PM »
BREAKING NEWS

BACON KINGMAN: ATTORNEY AT LAW has been appointed as special prosecutor by the President for a landmark treason case!
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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2012, 06:18:17 PM »
BREAKING NEWS

In light of the Ben Kenobi's reaffirmation of the supremacy of Federal law, BACON KINGMAN: ATTORNEY AT LAW believes no criminal action is warranted and thus shall not file any case with the Supreme Court. BACON KINGMAN: ATTORNEY AT LAW hereby resigns as Special Prosecutor, effective immediately (and also thanks the President for the new title he gets to add to his resume).
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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2012, 11:59:23 PM »
Quote from: IDS Legislator Ben Kenobi on December 12, 2012, 10:09:59 PM
Bacon King, you are hereby served with a subpoena to appear in the case of Ben Kenobi vs the IDS, Bacon King and the Labour Party of Atlasia.

Please specify the judicial official that has issued this "subpoena"
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« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2012, 09:53:56 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: BACON KINGMAN HAS BEEN HIRED BY A MAJOR CANDIDATE IN THE ONGOING ELECTION DUE TO POTENTIAL IRREGULARITIES IN THE VOTE






You can be associate!
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« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2012, 05:23:23 PM »
Quote from: IDS Co-Speaker Griffin on December 18, 2012, 05:48:01 AM
I demand that the Kingman in question investigate this terrible violation of democracy that has occurred in the Most Serene Republic of the Midwest.

Pursuant to the Fourth Midwest Constitution, Section II-(c):

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Section II-(d) also elaborates on this:

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Based on my interpretation, an election booth for Regional Kommissær and Wisard Ekstraordinar should have been opened on December 13 - three days short of a week ago Cheesy terday. This is Angry t what democracy looks like.

I also submit the following for humorous review:

Quote from: Minion of Midas on October 14, 2012, 07:01:50 AM
I oppose this. Way too long in case we forget to hold an election again. I move it be shortened to 1 month.

oh goodness me! If any resident of the Midwest wishes to sue, please let me know!

Quote from: Velasco on December 18, 2012, 07:13:19 PM
Quote from: drj101 on December 16, 2012, 10:24:59 PM
Quote from: Governor Wolfentoad on December 16, 2012, 10:23:26 PM
Quote from: drj101 on December 16, 2012, 10:19:14 PM

Correction at 11: "Paris Hilton is actually transgender, will begin taking testosterone and living as a man"

That will really happen? Wow, I though this was just a chronic fantasy of mine!

It already has:


This might be good stuff for a libel demand. I'll ask Mr. Kingman if he wants to represent Ms. Hilton.

While I would love to represent a GENUINE CELEBRITY, unfortunately Dibble would certainly rule this as frivolous, as Ms. Hilton is not a registered member of Atlasia.
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« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2012, 02:13:22 PM »
Quote from: Senator Franzl on December 20, 2012, 05:00:02 AM
I would like to join your prestigious firm, Mr. Kingman.

We are glad to have you aboard as our newest Associate Attorney! Prove your mettle and you might make partner one day!


I don't know of any prior legal experience you've had so I'm going to make you a paralegal. If you can demonstrate prior judicial or lawyering talent with a brief resume I'll consider hiring you on as a lawyer Smiley
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« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2012, 02:24:56 PM »
Okay, you're both hired! From now on, interested candidates, please apply by PM.

Also this firm is vry srs bsns so I expect at least some activity from you guys! Once you make partner you're good but associates will get fired if lazy. Paralegals and such can get promoted by researching a case to make, demonstrating it briefly to me via PM or IRC, then making it. Smiley
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« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2012, 02:28:31 PM »
BTW the second post is a staff directory now!

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS. SOMEBODY GET ON TOP OF THE SHENANIGANS WITH THE MIDWEST NOT HOLDING THEIR ELECTIONS.
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« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2012, 08:02:39 PM »
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAW OFFICE OF KINGMAN-OAKVALE AND ASSOCIATES!


BACON KINGMAN: ATTORNEY AT LAW will be representing Midwestern citizen Marokai Blue in a lawsuit challenging the region's lack of required elections. Supreme accolades to our firm's newest attorney, Mr. X, for serving as the point-man in the initial development of the case.
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« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2012, 08:52:21 PM »
Quote from: Snowball on December 20, 2012, 08:34:14 PM
The info is here if you need it

Second Midwest Constitution
Article II: The Election of the Governor
- The election of the Governor shall take place on the third weekend of the months of April, August and December on the Gregorian calendar. The election will begin on the Friday of that weekend, and will end one week later.
Clause II – The Governor-elect shall take the oath of office on the first Thursday following the Election.


Good effort doing the research, but it's out of date: the Midwest is actually on it's fourth Constitution, which can be found here. I was confused myself at first too, because the Midwest page on the wiki links to the Third Constitution. Almost cited the wrong Constitution myself Tongue (on that note, I'm seriously considering doing some major wiki clean-up as a bit of pro-bono work).

At any rate, here is the case!
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« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2013, 08:20:39 PM »
After a temporary absence, Bacon Kingman: Attorney at Law has decided to celebrate his return with gratuitous abuse of loopholes on the floor of the Senate!
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« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2013, 08:31:27 AM »
UPDATES!

  • BACON KINGMAN: ATTORNEY AT LAW thanks now-former President Napoleon for once again being selected as Special Prosecutor.
  • BACON KINGMAN: ATTORNEY AT LAW will be defending Tmthforu for his current case in the Mideastern courts.
  • Kingman-Oakvale and Associates is currently fact-gathering to determine the viability of several different lawsuits, so remember to check in for future announcements!

Remember: If you've been wronged, if you see someone violating the law, if you need some consultation, or even if you have a good idea for some trolling-- BACON KINGMAN is on the case!
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« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2013, 03:41:23 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: BACON KINGMAN TO ARGUE AGAINST HIMSELF IN FRONT OF SUPREME COURT (possibly/hopefully)
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« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2013, 05:47:28 PM »

I hope so Sad

(I checked and there are no laws against it anyways)
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« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2017, 09:10:47 PM »
Quote from: Oakvale on June 29, 2017, 09:09:41 PM
Atlasia's most famous and respected law firm is once again accepting clients.

We're back!
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