We should do a what states have you had sex in (or not).
Did it take a lot of skill/effort to get laid in Montgomery County, Georgia?
That's Wheeler County, actually, Montgomery is just to the east.
Accomplished in Thanksgiving '09, when I took my then-girlfriend to Thanksgiving at the grandparents'. The only effort was to sneak away with her for a while without any of the super-religious olds on that side of the family noticing that I was being a filthy sinner.
Though, hypothetically speaking, it wouldn't be hard to have sex with one of the local girls; any man with all of his teeth, wearing something besides a stained wife-beater tank top, probably wouldn't have any trouble hooking up with one of the dozen or so non-pregnant Wheeler County girls in our age range.
Seriously, though, hyperbole aside, while I'm not that good with flirting and such the girls I've met down there practically fawned over me just for being from "the city." Maybe I come off as trendy to them just because they're about five years behind culturally? When I was younger and spent several weeks during the summer at my grandparents' place I ended up even getting a "girlfriend" while I was down there. Now, though, that girl has a kid, along with seemingly every other girl that I remembered as decent-looking.
