Do you ever smoke cigars?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yes, while golfing.  Not frequently but once in a while it is delightful.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yes, while golfing.  Not frequently but once in a while it is delightful.

Frat Grandpa moment, Cigars and Golf, probably flirting with the Bev cart girl too.

The amount of Rizz this archetype has is correlated to how much money they have.

Proud Sigma Chi Frat Grandpa, you bet.  Flirting?  Me?  I'm completely offended. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yes, while golfing.  Not frequently but once in a while it is delightful.

You will see me on the golf course a lot, but you will never see me with a cigar, and only very rarely with alcohol, especially on the front 9. I walk 90% of the time, too. The golf course is basically where I have the healthiest practices, at least until the 19th hole.

Yeah, the only time I walk is when I walk with Mrs. Grumps for the sake of walking, which we do quite a bit.  But I'm on the course to relax, not get miles in.  Got that?