Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The weight loss advice being distributed here is incredibly mixed up, often contradictory, and seldom put forward in a positive manner. Bushie is never going to lose weight by listening to this confused thread.

Then again, Bushie is never going to lose weight, period, until he has a significant change to his usual way of thinking.

More than once, we referred him to your excellent post describing how you lost it.......maybe I'll search and post it again....truly excellent.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Eek, he missed another day already. I'm afraid he'll escorted out of the building in the near future.

He's missed more days in 6 weeks than I have in 6 years.  Lol. RIP. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

ODF is practicing economic forecasting and economic history without a license. Ugh.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'm interested to see where this sleep apnea storyline is going...

He has no clue how serious this is. If it's not treated it's RIP.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'm interested to see where this sleep apnea storyline is going...

He has no clue how serious this is. If it's not treated it's RIP.

From facialbook: "I know how dangerous sleep apnea can be and I'm going to start trying to change it"

He's going to start keeping a sleep log and currently plans to make an appointment to go to the doctor when this log is completed (Jan 16th)

He's always starting and trying. Ugh.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Since it would be untidy to post this question on ODF's facial book, do you ever communicate at all with Allison and has she forgiven you for dumping her twice?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Since it would be untidy to post this question on ODF's facial book, do you ever communicate at all with Allison and has she forgiven you for dumping her twice?

I thought the second breakup was her dumping him?

I'm sure it was Our Dear Friend's fault, regardless.  My question still stands unanswered.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I just don't know how "Bean" can look at himself in the mirror every day and not realize how he crushed poor Allison's soul by dumping her twice.  I bet she didn't even get a christmas card from him. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I wonder what Santa Daddy got the Kenyan kids?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Let's wish ODF a good weekend in Tulsa complete with the $200 monthly cable package and Braums.   PAPA needs more than his normal 60 hour week with this situation.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie why did you waste gas and pay rent and pay for your outrageous cable package?  Give your poor parents a break!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I won't be like ODF and sit on my ass for 39 bowl games and 8 hours of Ryan Seacrest.  Well ODF will move for food.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Hopefully getting laid if I'm not too drunk.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

0400 - Watch the official birth of 2015 in Kiritimati, Kiribati.

You realize that place is a barely inhabited sh**t hole that no one cares about, and will someday not exist, right?  Do you just like typing it or do you care about the people there?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

0400 - Watch the official birth of 2015 in Kiritimati, Kiribati.

You realize that place is a barely inhabited sh**t hole that no one cares about, and will someday not exist, right?  Do you just like typing it or do you care about the people there?

Yes, I'm fully aware of that.  It still doesn't make the few people who live there any less relevant.

At 04:00 it does.  At that hour I don't care if the place becomes the next Atlantis.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

This is, without a doubt, a very odd quirk, but it's also fairly benign. I'd rather encourage him to change his more destructive behaviors.

Dude, getting up at 4 and missing sleep when you're a fat with apnea is destructive. especially when it comes to a sh**thole like Kiribati as the reasoning.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

What time will it be in OK when your children welcome in the New Year?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Why don't you liked to Muslims?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I thought Obama was the antichrist.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Does Bushie hate his grandma so much that he wants to leaver her all alone for New Years so he can witness Vorkuta ringing in 2015 live from his bachelor pad in Tulsa?

Also, how does one watch Kiribati's New Year's celebrations (which, presumably, are nothing extraordinary)? Does any normal TV channel in America still cover that kind of stuff? Does Bushie's cable package include Kiribati national TV?

She will be in bed by 1830 or 1900 regardless if I'm there or not.

My "celebration" of Kiritimati (and every other time zone until New York) will be simply watching their clock turn to midnight on the World Clock at www.timeanddate.com.  I can also see the map traverse across the world from east to west all day on New Year's Eve.

Although, I would enjoy seeing all the civilized places and see how each individual culture ring in the New Year starting with New Zealand at 0500 Oklahoma time, then going to Sydney, Guam, Tokyo, Beijing, Bangkok, India, Abu Dhabi, our troops in Afghanistan, my Kenya kids, Israel, the Eiffel Tower in Paris, London, Rio, the peach drop in Atlanta, Chicago, Denver/Albuquerque, Las Vegas, Eskimos, and Maui.

"All the civilised places"

Unbelievable. Our Dear Friend is a gift for the ages. God bless us, every one.

Amen!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Poor Papa Bushie has to work Christmas Eve so everyone else in ODF's family can sit and watch tv and gorge.  Poor guy is the modern day Bob Cratchet.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie's sister-in-law dropping truth bombs all over his facebook wall at the moment. So beautiful.

She's the best.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

ODF is on his way to blowing more of Papa's money tomorrow.  Poor Papa. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

ODF is on his way to blowing more of Papa's money tomorrow.  Poor Papa. 

My money, not his.

You're paying your own credit card bill?  Awesome.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Apparently Our Dear Friend and I were in the same state today. AMA.

Yeah his missionary cousin mooches a ride from ODF.  God bless those poor African kids who meet up with this clan. Ugh.