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« on: July 15, 2014, 03:37:22 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2014, 11:56:08 AM »
Why haven't you deleted this thread yet?
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2014, 12:08:02 PM »
Why should anyone care what any of you impecunious and humpbacked virgins think?
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2014, 08:42:44 AM »
In the KY senate race, who will win Magoffin County and Pike County?
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2014, 11:07:33 AM »
This seasoned middle-ager can offer you younggins rock solid advice in many areas of life, share experiences.

I'm not long winded in my responses like my colleague Dear Abby, but straightforward, no nonsense answers is what you'll get.

If I don't know the answer, I'll make sh**t up.
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2014, 11:15:44 AM »
Quote from: ChairmanSanchez on July 17, 2014, 11:14:49 AM
The Obamanation never answered, so I will punt the question off to you.
Quote from: ChairmanSanchez on July 11, 2014, 08:23:57 PM
I'm going to a family wedding in a few weeks, and I am bringing my girlfriend. We have been dating for some time, and I want her in my family picture. My family has objected to the decision, and it has been a source of tension for some time. Complicating things further, my girlfriend is a ceramic chicken. Any advice?

Choke your chicken during the picture taking event.....everyone will be happy then.
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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2014, 11:47:50 AM »
Quote from: memphis on July 17, 2014, 11:40:41 AM
My 2 cents. It's up to the couple getting married. It's their pic. That said, excluding the gf is a dick move even if they are allowed to make it.

memphis, did you see Sanchez's question where he says his GF is a "ceramic chicken"?
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2014, 11:56:22 AM »
Quote from: Franzl on July 17, 2014, 11:52:10 AM
Should I have a beer or two tonight and grill with friends or continue studying for exams this evening?

May your keyboard light on fire if you ever considered the stricken part of the sentence.
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2014, 12:13:36 PM »
Grumps welcomes all girlfriend/boyfriend questions......we don't discriminate around here.
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2014, 05:21:50 AM »
« Edited: July 18, 2014, 05:31:07 AM by Grumps »
Quote from: J-Mann on July 17, 2014, 07:54:42 PM
Quote from: Grumps on July 17, 2014, 12:13:36 PM
Grumps welcomes all girlfriend/boyfriend questions......we don't discriminate around here.

Apparently you do ... what if I have a boyfriend/boyfriend question!?

I prefer girl on girl action but Ask away Jesse. Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2014, 05:23:10 AM »
Quote from: politicus on July 17, 2014, 08:08:35 PM
Why did the chickens come home to roast?

Roast ?  Yum.
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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2014, 05:25:12 AM »

My best friend got drunk and dumped her at a party.  I walked her home and 34 years later still going.  Bottom line......don't look and you'll find. Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2014, 05:26:29 AM »
Quote from: Smash255 on July 17, 2014, 11:30:56 PM
How do I tell the difference between a seasoned middle ager and a senile old fart?

A cougar would have attacked you and had you for lunch by now.
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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2014, 05:28:50 AM »
Quote from: dead0man on July 18, 2014, 02:53:46 AM
Do you get your fiber naturally or do you take supplements (or do you just poop inconsistently)?

Naturally. Proper pooping has never been an issue. Care for colon well, middle ager
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« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2014, 06:24:16 AM »
Quote from: Gustaf on July 18, 2014, 06:22:25 AM
Quote from: J-Mann on July 17, 2014, 07:54:42 PM
Quote from: Grumps on July 17, 2014, 12:13:36 PM
Grumps welcomes all girlfriend/boyfriend questions......we don't discriminate around here.

Apparently you do ... what if I have a boyfriend/boyfriend question!?

I think Grumps is operating on the assumption that everyone here is male, so a boyfriend question must be about a gay relationship. Tongue

Spot on, Gustaf.
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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2014, 08:18:04 AM »
Quote from: Passing Through a Screen Door on July 17, 2014, 04:37:54 PM

Quote from: Grumps on July 17, 2014, 08:42:44 AM
In the KY senate race, who will win Magoffin County and Pike County?

Tough one. Normally I'd expect any Democrat to win those in a close race, but they flew against Obama so badly he might actually taint all Democrats there. But Grimes is white, and it's really hard to imagine a Democrat losing those in a close race in Kentucky. So I'll say Grimes for both, but this is a really tough call and I look forward to seeing that map.

As much as I rip him, this is why I'm glad he's around.  Good response.
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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2014, 08:31:58 AM »
Quote from: Tik on July 18, 2014, 08:25:56 AM
A man of your years must have an amazing array or urinary evacuation locations to detail. Please don't leave me wanting, Grumps!

Sorry, my friend.  You demanded pictures and that's a tad difficult on the iphone with only 2 cups of coffee in me.  Now I'm at my office so we're good.

For an outgoing, gregarious, and non-grumpy person in real life, I have a shy bladder and don't pee in many "weird" places........I suppose the golf course would be the answer, and not because it's weird.  Lots of guys pee away in the trees.......but few have seen this, like I have, mid-stream.
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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2014, 01:05:15 PM »

I think we all just passed Gass.  Wink
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« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2014, 11:13:50 AM »

You already are, BIG Daddy.
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« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2014, 11:14:48 AM »
Quote from: dead0man on July 19, 2014, 09:22:38 AM
Ben or Terry?
Franco or Bettis?
Three Rivers or Heinz?


Terry
Franco
Heinz
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« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2014, 11:16:56 AM »
Quote from: Tik on July 19, 2014, 08:51:40 AM
Wait, so, did you pee onto the snake or nearby the snake? Did you flee, catching pubes throughout your zipper?

Also, is your signature just you having a bit of a troll?

No I stopped peeing, dribbled on myself and got the hell out. No zipper, gym shorts.  Maybe truth and trolling both.
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