My personal fav -
I moved to Virginia in March to be with my girlfriend who I met in a chat room. We've been together for 8 months and known each other for almost 10 months. Be careful though. A year and a half ago, I met a girl at a mall out of state who claimed she was 18, but turned out to be 14. Her parents snuck up on us and asked what the hell I thought I was doing. The girl denied not being 18 but was sent by her dad to go away. We waited for the police to arrive while I informed the parents on what she'd been telling me, but answered no questions about myself. When the cop got there he took my license and had me wait by JC Penney while he talked to the girl's friend and her friend's mom who we saw at the mall and followed us around. Looking back it was very suspicious and I wish I would've left. He then talked to the parents, the girl, then each parent individually. After about 40 minutes, they left, the cop walked over to me, read me my rights, and walked me to my car. He tried to get me to say the girl told me her age over the phone, but she didn't. If she did tell the cop she informed of her age, then I said she lied to him as she lied to me. He didn't let me get a drink on our way out. I'm not sure why, but maybe he just wanted to get out of there. We went in front of his vehicle where he told me no jury would ever believe that the girl claimed to be her fictitious sister who was 14 and then acted as herself but claimed to be 18 when I told her she was too young. He said, "I know what you are and I know right where you're headed. It's called the .... House of Corrections which is where you're going to be living for the rest of your life." Next, the cop walked me to my car, called my license plate into the station, and asked if I'd done anymore than holding hands and kissing. I had not so he gave me my license and told me to have a good night. On his way to his car, he said "I'm sure mom and dad would be real proud to know how old the girls were you were with tonight."
