The Update for Everybody Else

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The cray cray girl I have been brooding over for a while made her return last night. We had a harbor cruise in Charleston with my law school. She was there and so was I. I didn't speak to her, but I walked by her most of the night. She was there with that poor sap guy who she's used for years.

After the cruise, we went out to a bar. I was leaving the parking deck, and I heard someone shout at me. It was her. She started talking to me, and we went to a bar. There, she tried to make small talk and then told me "she had forgiven me, but she wouldn't forget what I said, and we couldn't be friends again." I told her I never asked to be her friend anyway. Then she left. What a poor girl. She looked miserable too.

Man you really said some bad sh**t, it seems.  Yowza.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The cray cray girl I have been brooding over for a while made her return last night. We had a harbor cruise in Charleston with my law school. She was there and so was I. I didn't speak to her, but I walked by her most of the night. She was there with that poor sap guy who she's used for years.

After the cruise, we went out to a bar. I was leaving the parking deck, and I heard someone shout at me. It was her. She started talking to me, and we went to a bar. There, she tried to make small talk and then told me "she had forgiven me, but she wouldn't forget what I said, and we couldn't be friends again." I told her I never asked to be her friend anyway. Then she left. What a poor girl. She looked miserable too.

Man you really said some bad sh**t, it seems.  Yowza.

I really didn't, which is why it's so strange. I just told her I was disappointed. One of her friends told me the reason she is so upset is because I was the first person ever to call her out on her screw up, and that I should be happy I was no longer seeing her because she isn't trustworthy.

Indeed.  Now you can move on as well, since you talked.  Good man!