Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Walk today.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Only I know what is really going on (and sometimes, I'm not quite sure of that, either).

You're not as good as Bacon King. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Nobody is as good as BK, so that's unfair criticism.

Please don't interfere while I'm busting Mr. Morden's stones. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

bushie wont approve me as a friend on the fb

Looks like he's made one good decision over the past few years. Unless he has a desire to hear about how awesome Sheldon Whitehouse and Jack Reed are or has a fondness for sandwich wraps.

Yeah, but they're both weather nazis so that will work.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Enchilada casserole cancels whatever you walked and will walk this week. And you'll have two helpings. And your ankle hurts because supporting 280+ is hard, you see.  

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie you're as big of dumb as the OK people pretending to be meteorologists.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

OK survived the night apparently. Damn.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

He's hiding in Granny's garage but his parents are on their own, apparently.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

He could do it Kenyan style...

He'll be sportin' seeing this.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Are you going to walk today?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

US National Weather Service Norman Oklahoma
A tornado watch will be issued soon for much of Oklahoma and parts of north Texas. Stay alert! We expect storms to start developing between now and 2pm

Nobody else here is from that area.  Who is "we"?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

US National Weather Service Norman Oklahoma
A tornado watch will be issued soon for much of Oklahoma and parts of north Texas. Stay alert! We expect storms to start developing between now and 2pm

Nobody else here is from that area.  Who is "we"?

Pluralis majestatis.

Yes, he has a habit of that.  We, of the cognoscenti, however, avoid this behavior. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

US National Weather Service Norman Oklahoma
A tornado watch will be issued soon for much of Oklahoma and parts of north Texas. Stay alert! We expect storms to start developing between now and 2pm

Nobody else here is from that area.  Who is "we"?

I think he copied and pasted that from NWS Norman's Facebook or Twitter.

This

Bushie, instead of 100 threads on your fb, have you considered just adding to 1 thread?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

US National Weather Service Norman Oklahoma
A tornado watch will be issued soon for much of Oklahoma and parts of north Texas. Stay alert! We expect storms to start developing between now and 2pm

Nobody else here is from that area.  Who is "we"?

Pluralis majestatis.

Yes, he has a habit of that.  We, of the cognoscenti, however, avoid this behavior. 

Never heard of it before.....hmmmmm.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie, instead of 100 threads on your fb, have you considered just adding to 1 thread?

I guess not. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie Why is Granny's car outside and your car inside why wasn't it the other way around?

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Just so awful. Thoughts and prayers to all those in affected.

And people talking about diet and exercise in this situation are being way too cynical.

Tik's point is well taken though.  I bet they could use some help other than just tasks requiring a lot of physical exertion.  At a shelter, food bank, elder care, whatever.   All of those services are also important. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

bushie's diet and exercise plan were casualties of the tornado, i see.   

He had a plan?  Perhaps a pipe dream, but hardly a plan.  A plan is something you intend on executing.  The tornado is an excuse, sadly.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

bushie's diet and exercise plan were casualties of the tornado, i see.   

He had a plan?  Perhaps a pipe dream, but hardly a plan.  A plan is something you intend on executing.  The tornado is an excuse, sadly.

How is it an excuse?  What was I supposed to do, walk 30 minute in large hail with the tornado sirens going off? Or walk in rain with lightning?  I don't exactly feel like being fried!!

mitty and I mean you haven't walked since and you probably won't again today, or tomorrow, rinse - repeat.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

A round of drinks says he hits McDonalds, IHOP, or Golden Coral after the dietitian appointment.

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Yeah, why are you going to your cousins every night to help her put her kids to bed?

Because his own kids are in Kenya, and he needs to put someone's kids to be every night.  Doesn't that make sense?

No.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

kind of weirds me out.  putting other people's kids to bed.

^^^

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

What did you eat for dinner, Bushie, and don't lie

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

What did the dietician say anyway?

What she didn't say was "eat 3 hot dogs and find a stupid reason not to walk each day".

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

How many hot dogs?

3

THREE?!?!? christ.

As for "speed", probably would've been quicker to have a salad no?

Uh, Mr. Kemp, 3, and he wasn't 70% full.  He could have eaten 5 in a heartbeat.  Salad?  Silly boy, Mr. Kemp.  That's something a dietician would recommend and Bushie...........oh, wait, nevermind.