How much have you paid for traffic offenses?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

$0.

Never had a ticket in almost 37 years.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Is a DUI a "traffic offense?" 

Yeah counting what the legal fees would have been.....you win! 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

$0.

Never had a ticket in almost 37 years.

How do you manage that? Have you got a built in speed control or something ...

I don't stand out in the crowd.....by changing lanes in and out, and I know where most of the speed traps are......also I don't drive through fly-over country.....too much traffic to go toooooo fast.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Most expensive was $288. Apparantly, New Orleans takes its No Left Turn signs very seriously.

Did the traffic cams nail you, memphis for speeding down there?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Most expensive was $288. Apparantly, New Orleans takes its No Left Turn signs very seriously.

Did the traffic cams nail you, memphis for speeding down there?

This was back in the old days before anybody had traffic cameras. I had to deal with a real life, pain in the a$$ police officer.

Ha ha, indeed.....be glad you didn't have a road soda in the car with you.......now the big rage down there is the traffic cams that cost $75 for 5mph over the limit.......time to outlaw them.