As Bushie's World Turns (The Update Thread)

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Torie, the poor guy goes to an effing Indian reservation to see the Medicine Man....knock off this talk of shakes and gyms.

Push away from the table.......all will be well.  And avoid your parents food and all fast food and IHOP

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Insert dates, Bushie:

Last visit to IHOP =

Last visit to fast food chain =

Last time mom made something smothered in butter =

Last visit to Cracker Barrell =

K?  Thx.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'm suspicious that momma's home cooking is healthy in any way shape or form, but ok.....start eating better and walk and all will be well.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Well we hope you get better......does this now kill Xerox?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Immigrate to Sweden Kenya.

$9.25 per hour would make you J. Paul Getty there

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Things change.  God doesn't.  You were telling us you knew that God was telling you - that he spoke to you.  God's spoken words don't change.

What are you trying to accomplish, Inks?

Mockery.....shame Mik won't slap him with quick 10 death point barage.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie, exactly what is this new job?  I mean describe the occupation/position for which  you've been hired without an in person interview.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Ahh, thanks, Torie!  That makes perfect sense.  I've checked the White percentage and it showed like 91.9% with the second biggest group being Asians at a paltry 2.2%.

R +1

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie, maybe I'm just getting oldtimers here but what, exactly, is your new position and don't say "supervisor".......I mean what are you supervising and for who, exactly.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie, maybe I'm just getting oldtimers here but what, exactly, is your new position and don't say "supervisor".......I mean what are you supervising and for who, exactly.

He is listed as Supervisor for some type of scam so when the scam gets busted, he is the one that goes to jail....

I really wish Bushie well but he's being coy about the job, while giving us every other detail.....that bothers me.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Jeff, I have a suggestion for you. Don't get a new drivers License, tags and all that before you start working. I've lived by the 3 month rule. You are normally given a 3 month grace period on it, and that way you should be stable at that point. If something happens and you're out of a job before that, and you have to move back to Oklahoma, you wont be out the money for changing them back and forth.

Of course, that's what I've been doing with all my moves this year.

He's not selling his house so this job is no sure thing......plates and licenses are no big whup,  your'e right, no rush.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Jeff, I have a suggestion for you. Don't get a new drivers License, tags and all that before you start working. I've lived by the 3 month rule. You are normally given a 3 month grace period on it, and that way you should be stable at that point. If something happens and you're out of a job before that, and you have to move back to Oklahoma, you wont be out the money for changing them back and forth.

Of course, that's what I've been doing with all my moves this year.

He's not selling his house so this job is no sure thing......plates and licenses are no big whup,  your'e right, no rush.

The job is a sure thing, the only reason I'm keeping the house is because of what happened to me in Kansas City and Dallas when things turned on me on a dime.  I'm being very cautious right now.

Good man!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Wait, what are you back on the fence about? The presidential election or the move?

The election

The Muslim vs The Mormon would be a tough one.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Do you still have your OK job, Bushie?  And what reason did he give for un-offering the job?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

what's the story on your sig...is that something you built in your backyard?

jmf, the browns Torie employs built it while he sipped daiquiris and toked on some weed.....be serious, there isn't any dirt under those fingernails

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I've also got my good friend and former fellow Atlasian, jamespol looking for me in Northern Utah. 

Ahem......mistake.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Dude you cannot trust jamespol......

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Are you still going to the IHOP?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Are you still going to the IHOP?

Not near as often.  When I went this past Monday, it was the first time I had gone in a couple months.

Good cause the threat to ban you for being a fat still exists, no?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Are you still going to the IHOP?

Not near as often.  When I went this past Monday, it was the first time I had gone in a couple months.

Good cause the threat to ban you for being a fat still exists, no?

At least mod review, yes.  The criteria for avoiding the 50 death points was 25 pounds.  I've got 6 weeks left and I have lost 15 pounds.  It's been more difficult with my mother being in the hospital this week, and because of that, I'm still going out, but I'm just getting a singly patty burger with no cheese and no fries.  I started at 264, and I'm down to 250.  So, I guess that's 14 pounds to be exact.

Ah, ok, mod reivew......but Mikado's a serious man (except when he's drinking and whoring around), so get to losing the weight

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

This is exciting! First, a potential job and then a new lady friend hopefully! Things are looking up up up!

First things first.  Lets get the job, first.

A lady would make the time between job searches more pleasant, no?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'm glad we're not in a rush to go to Kenya any longer...ugh

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'm 6 feet 1 inch, and weigh 165-170 pounds.

I'm between 6'2" and 6'3" and I weigh around 175-190. Your target weight should be at least in that range, Bushie.

Surely you realize you guys are extremely abnormal.

Do I look emaciated to you?  Maybe I need another shirtless snap. 

I was going to say "wrong forum" for that, Torie, but maybe not.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie don't go making any big announcements til you're sitting behind a desk in Kansas on the clock.....these false alarms are driving everyone here and on your fb nutso.  JMO.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie has a new found love of muslims, maybe?