The Al Realpolitik Institute of Sulfur Mining & Extraction

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Thank You, Dear Concern Troll

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Even as of last night Allison is still bashing Bushie.  Damn he must have acted like a complete dick.  Ugh.

I'm no longer concerned about what she says or thinks.

When were you ever?

Ouch.

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Atlas road trip!

Do you really think someone is going to let you ride with them?

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I'm liking windjammer more each day.

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Wow. I actually agree with Gully.

Yeah, 10 years and never yet for me.  But there is hope.

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Guntoker nails me good here. 

The first quote I'd apply to you.

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At least Algore and I could smoke weed together. That is about the only silver lining out there.

You and Algore, both high, both in the same room, each talking past each other, droning on and on about minutiae.  That is a new category of hell that I hope none of us ever have to encounter.

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We got rid of joshgreen and he was just like Al and Joe so I don't see the difference.

"We" got rid of him?  I often forget you're still a poster, let alone a moderator, such is your impact around here.

OUCH

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Yes, and I have also filmed them.

Still surprised you're considered the forum's creep?

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Never heard the quote before, so I probably don't get the joke.

It isn't a joke you uncultured nitwit.

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Certainly some southerners hunt, but I'd agree with you that it's more of a midwestern/western thing.  Hunting is very big around here (dear, turkey, pheasant) and it was kind of big in suburban St.Louis where I grew up (mostly just dear).  Dear in the south tend to be smaller 'cause of the heat.

...and every kind of person goes camping.

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have you been taking typing lessons from dead0man?

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AT&T Girl vs. Wendy's Girl

Man, you really need to get out more.  Maybe Dad will splurge and hook you up with a working lady.

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Click if you need the context:

Poor boy, no snow at Christmas.  I'm sure that the millions of residents of Bangladesh whose lands will be inundated by rising seas would feel sorry for you if they knew you had no snow.  I reckon that those in western Africa watching their relatives shrivel fade away from the hemorrhagic disease brought on by ebola would wish you snow also.  No doubt the North Koreans with their 900-calorie-per-day diet will also feel sorry for you and wish you to have some of the snow that is causing their frostbites this Christmas season.  The Kurds and Syrians, at least those who can still walk and talk, would wish for you a white Christmas as well. 

Yours is truly a sad story.  We wish you prosperity and peace, and our thoughts and prayers are with you.

You rarely see angus' posts here but man alive this one is an uber burn.

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I had to look to see if Al himself wrote this one.

HP.  He makes false, inflammatory statements just for the shock value.

Yeah, he does exactly what you do but for shock value.

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I'm pleased that you included a link to Austria's Wikipedia page in this poll. I had never heard about the place.

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A severe burn by Ernest......Kudos and...ouch.

Approve.  If I lived there I would want someone to find a creative quick way to kill me.

If you lived there, they would have thought of something like this long ago.

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Was it a mistake for me to lock the opinion of Hitler thread?

I think you ought to grow a pair.

Either you lock it or you don't.  I wouldn't lock it, but if you lock it then at least have the pearls to stand behind your decision and not invite the forum to second guess your actions.

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I see there's been no locking here.  The mods are becoming desperate, as the decreased ad revenue due to "the exodus" has put Atlas Proper on the brink of collapse. 

A stunning development.

Wrong. The Mods of this Board will review it when they are around. It was reported by someone prior to the time I noticed it for that matter. There has been no discussion in the Cave whatsoever about the new Forum. It's a non issue. All the Mods who have spoken publicly about the matter, support the new Forum, and have no problem with it, with some at least thinking it is a good solution for all concerned. Anyway, there is certainly no "us" versus "them" mentality.

This has got to be one of the most disingenuous posts ever written on Atlas.

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I'm sure 99% of the complaints were BS to begin with.

Like your posts, then.

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Hell no.......I'm not nearly that important.

You're too hard on yourself. We would certainly notice a general improvement of this forum quality

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and my psyche isn't fragile glass like some here

True enough. You seem to be a bit too stupid to have properly developed feelings.

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Solid burn by Kal.

1977

Nostalgic for being middle aged again?