Do you associate Thailand and Missouri together?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

No.  Missouri is the worst place on earth.  Thailand can't be that bad. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

No.  Missouri is the worst place on earth.  

Really?  It is bad, but I'm sure there are many worse states.  In fact here is a map - red is better than Missouri, blue is worse than Missouri, and gray is roughly equal to Missouri:

Anyway you're in Western Pennsylvania, right?  I can't really see any way that that is better than Missouri, though I guess Eastern Pennsylvania is slightly better.

Your loyalty to Misery stuns me, but it's actually nice to see, opebo.  SC and MS might be the closest.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yes, Gramps, SC has Charleston, with Dukie has a lagniappe to boot (suggesting that perhaps it is even legal for Greeks to live there). What the heck is wrong with you! 

Other than my fellow Greek, Dukey, SC blows horribly, Torie.  You can keep it.  I'll avoid it and Misery at all costs. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yes, Gramps, SC has Charleston, with Dukie has a lagniappe to boot (suggesting that perhaps it is even legal for Greeks to live there). What the heck is wrong with you! 

Other than my fellow Greek, Dukey, SC blows horribly, Torie.  You can keep it.  I'll avoid it and Misery at all costs. 

You ever been to Charleston Gramps? If so, what did you find to be suck about it?

Nope and I'm not going, I'll take your word for it and just say the rest of it sucks......can we stop now, Torie?