What is Wrong With Grumpy Gramps These Days?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Jim, the obvious answer is I'm a horny old fool (like you) who wants the women for myself, but your wish is my command and the hockey girl will be back in mere moments.   

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Recently, one of my all-time favorite posters removed a sig that contained one of the most beautiful images any human male sports fan could ever behold.  A drop-dead-gorgeous woman in nothing but a Pittsburgh Penguins jersey.  Previous sigs have included heavily armed hotties, come-hither cuties and, of course, Mike Tomlin.  (Who, though not a hottie, is certainly tougher than all of us combined.)

Now, GG has soiled the forum with an image of none other than the Lord of the Flies himself -- Beelzebush. What has gotten into my fellow octogenarian?  

Gramps!  For the love of all that is good and right, please bring back the eye candy!!!!

actually, I considered his girl-with-gun sig to be pornographic and am surprised David Leip allowed it.

  He's clearly no prude since I have PM'd him and the sig always shows on PMs

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bring back the girl-with-gun. The current one's not particularly hot. (I offer to bring back a cute animal in exchange.)

Oh, also options 2, 3, 4, and 6.

You forgot option 1, but that's how I voted.

And for you, Lewis and jmfcst my girl is back.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

All those goddamn kids won't get off his lawn.

Amen, my friend.  I'm glad someone understands me.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Nothing, aside from the fact he doesn't even pretend to be a libertarian anymore.

I never said I was a libertarian in the first place, in spite of still agreeing with them on several social issues.......but for some reason you can't grasp that concept.