Alabama Megathread 2: Thou Shall Not Touch Teenage Girls

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Apparently the Moore campaign has released an official campaign song their going to use to open Trump's rally with:

Roy Moore Campaign Song - Moore 2018 YouTube

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Steve "liquor cabinet" Bannon got BTFO

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More likely to help Moore or Jones?

Probably help Jones

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crap. doug is going down-
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/dec/06/doug-jones/jones-ad-wrongly-attacks-moore-sex-crime-case/

Who cares.... Republicans lie all the time about Democrats

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crap. doug is going down-
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/dec/06/doug-jones/jones-ad-wrongly-attacks-moore-sex-crime-case/

You're deluding yourself if you think the average Alabaman reads PolitiFact.

Or reads in general

Hell...most have "read" the Bible by watching Passion of the Christ

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Sen. Luther Strange just gave his farewell speech. Very good speech which stressed compromise and bipartisanship.

What a bunch of bull from a guy who voted 100% party line.
That's like Roy Moore talking about children safety and then going to the mall to chase underage girls.

Speeches about bipartisanship by Republicans crack me up....they have never once believed in it since Gingrich took over. Bipartisanship, according to Republicans, means do what we tell you to

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Not that it will change any Republican's mind, but DAMN! This guy is insane.

https://twitter.com/chrismassie/status/938833735893561350

Wanted to share a video of Roy Moore in 1997 arguing that kids commit drive-by shooting because they are taught evolution in school: "They're acting like animals because we've taught them they come from animals."

Roy Moore is obviously mad at evolution because he has yet to evolve

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If Jones loses, it's a lesson learned for the Democrats: Don't run openly pro-choice people in states like Alabama, Arkansas, and Mississippi.

"We ain't votin' for that baby killer....but that guy who banged children is ok"

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WHAT THE FYCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!

http://beta.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-alabama-senate-runoff-20170921-story.html

In response to a question from one of the only African Americans in the audience — who asked when Moore thought America was last "great" -- Moore acknowledged the nation's history of racial divisions, but said: "I think it was great at the time when families were united — even though we had slavery — they cared for one another…. Our families were strong, our country had a direction."

Roy Moore's real problem is he probably has a very small penis....hence the need to be overtly masculine and seem tough at all times

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If Jones loses, it's a lesson learned for the Democrats: Don't run openly pro-choice people in states like Alabama, Arkansas, and Mississippi.

If it wasn't abortion, it would just be some other issue they'd use.

I'm not convinced any pro-life Democrat would be doing seriously better than Jones.

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/359871-moore-i-refused-to-debate-democratic-opponent-because-of-stance-on

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Moore refused to debate not because of Jones's abortion views, but his views on transgender people.

Moore refused to debate Jones because he's dumb as hell. Only thing Moore's an expert on are the pop culture trends of female tweens

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If Jones loses, it's a lesson learned for the Democrats: Don't run openly pro-choice people in states like Alabama, Arkansas, and Mississippi.

"We ain't votin' for that baby killer....but that guy who banged children is ok"

"It's best the kids get banged by a decent Christian white man, rather than some black thug off the street".

"What these blacks need is law and order....now excuse me when I go to the Gadsden Mall food court for...er-er...for lunch!"

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Rapin'Roy Moore is one stupid son of a bitch....I mean...what more can you say? This guy is dumber than dog shït