Also the projections are that this money will go towards 20,000 jobs, not that other hiring will stall lol.
No, it's not. He's saying that they will invest $350 billion over the next five years. Not an *additional* $350 billion over what they would have already invested. Just $350 billion. Similarly, he's saying they will create 20,000 jobs. Not an *additional* 20,000 jobs over what they would have already created, just 20,000 jobs.
You just to have to pay the slightest bit of attention to see that this is all PR preening by corporations and not indicative of any actual changes in their plans at all (other than the repatriation, which just means the money will sit on Apple's books here instead of in Ireland or wherever; a lot of good all of those billions did for the countries where it was sitting unused before the tax legislation).