Even if you feel like you might get raped, you may not, so no guns for you

[fezzyfestoon]

After all, deadly weapons are the only deterrent to uneasiness. Sometimes when it's dark in the middle of the night I'm afraid I'll miss a step on my way to the bathroom...I better be allowed to keep my gun around to shoot it if it seems suspicious. After all, it's in the interest of public safety to shoot first and ask questions later...that is if you're a white man or a woman. Otherwise you deserve to go to prison, obviously.

[fezzyfestoon]

What about stand your ground style shootings in which the shooter commits murder but is rarely charged? Your stats are skewed.

cite showing this happens often enough to skew the statistics please

After all, deadly weapons are the only deterrent to uneasiness. Sometimes when it's dark in the middle of the night I'm afraid I'll miss a step on my way to the bathroom...I better be allowed to keep my gun around to shoot it if it seems suspicious. After all, it's in the interest of public safety to shoot first and ask questions later...that is if you're a white man or a woman. Otherwise you deserve to go to prison, obviously.

straw0man smells something

I couldn't resist. joke thread gets joke post...