Best Place in the world?

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South Beach, Miami

I wouldn't mind agreeing with you there. Except the trannies.

That makes the people watching that much better though!

I'm not sure I'd say South Beach is THE best place in the world, but it's definitely high on the list.

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South Beach, Miami

I wouldn't mind agreeing with you there. Except the trannies.

That makes the people watching that much better though!

I'm not sure I'd say South Beach is THE best place in the world, but it's definitely high on the list.

If you go South Beach, be sure to visit the Delano Hotel. That is all I will say.

I've been in there. And you, my good man, are on to something.

Definitely.  I looked at their website and it looked familiar.  Last time I was there I walked by behind it and remember being impressed.  The inside looks even more awesome.  I'll have to actually go in next time (which is hopefully sooner rather than later).

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I'm begining to feel the greatest town to live in the world is Alpine, NJ

Boooooooring.

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Walking distance to Manhattan?  It's across the Hudson from Yonkers and it takes about an hour to get to Midtown from there.  No crime occurs there because nothing occurs there and no one lives there.  I don't know where you go down the shore, South Amboy maybe?  Because that's about how far you can get in an hour if you're lucky.

There are plenty of rich people in much more interesting and convenient locations than Alpine with just as little crime.

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I suggest venturing outside of Bergen County for starters.  There are plenty of better places outside that sardine box.  Southern Morris, Northern Somerset, and Western Union (ha) all have much more to offer in what you are looking for.  Take Summit for instance.  45 minutes from both the shore and the city, very safe, very wealthy, and MUCH more to do.

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I suggest venturing outside of Bergen County for starters.  There are plenty of better places outside that sardine box.  Southern Morris, Northern Somerset, and Western Union (ha) all have much more to offer in what you are looking for.  Take Summit for instance.  45 minutes from both the shore and the city, very safe, very wealthy, and MUCH more to do.

Summit definitely does not have more to do in places in Bergen county, I can get to almost anything in about 10 minutes

Ok, and so can about a million other people in that county and millions more in every other North Jersey County.  You also listed a lot of other things to consider besides just convenience, which most of North Jersey has.  Hell, I can get to anything I want in 10 minutes and I live way out here.  And remember, we're comparing these places to Alpine, not anywhere in Bergen County.