Post-Obama - A Different 2012 (Rules, Sign-up, and OOC thread)

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I'm running as Christie.

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*enters stage waving*
[cheers]

Good evening Livingston!

*Adjusts mic*

Why I am here is simple. I'm not here to give you platitudes and cliches to get elected. I am a straight talker. I don't treat you like dummies, you aren't dummies.

[awkward pause]
*Sip of water*
[pity applause]

Fact is, America needs change. Putting me in the white house is exactly the way to achieve that!

[cheers]

I am the only candidate who can let the free market flourish again. Obama's far left policies have driven this country into the ground with his failed regulations. I can tell you, under a Christie presidency we will remove most of Obama's regulations. My presidency will be one that welcomes prosperity, not shuns it.

[very loud applause]
*Another sip*

I will not turn a blind eye to the poor, unlike Obama. We all know that his high taxes hurt the poor the most. That's why under a Christie presidency, we will cut taxes on the poor and middle class.

[applause]
[audience chant: LOWER TAXES! LOWER TAXES!]

See! This is what everyone but the Democratic Washington establishment realises! Lower taxes are the only way to revive the American dream!

[extreme cheers]
*sip*

Here's a scenario to think about. How would life be if your home was unfenced? Terrible right?

[confused nodding]

Well thats the situation on our border! Completely open. Immigration is way too high! Its a drain on jobs. When I win, my first move will be to double funding for the guys at the border so they can do their job unlike with open borders Obama.

[cheers]
*thorough sip*
[Heckler: Christie OUT]
[boos]
*smirk*

We will see who's going!!

[security guards remove heckler]

The Democrats, supported by the Liberal mainstream media has been perpetuating a false narrative that Conservatives don't care about the poor. I can tell you now, cutting taxes is what helps the poor the most! A Christie presidency would be very good for the poor, more jobs, less taxes. Within my first 100 days in office, I will make sure that a comprehensive apprenticeship program will be signed into law. This is what we need to help get our young out of poverty, and into the world of business.

[cheers]

If there's one running theme for my campaign, its that a Christie presidency will be a great opportunity for us to revive the American dream using the God given free market! What I offer is the conservative solution to society's ills!

[people stand]
[loud cheers]
[audience chant: Christie! Christie!]

Thank you, God bless America, good night!

[more cheers]
*rest of water is drunken*
*leaves stage while waving*