*LiberalPA walks slowly up to the podium, stays silent for a moment, then begins his speech*
Thank you everyone for showing up today. The left needs to send someone to the senate from D2 later this month. This is a top priority of mine. But this can't be any person. It has to be someone everyone can trust to make the best decisions all the time, and show the good side of liberalism that i have been talking about. So......
I am dropping out of the race and supporting Al. It is clear that at the moment I am too controversial of a candidate. It is also clear that the people want Al, and I can see why.
I would like to again thank both Max Power and Emsworth, the backbone of my campaign, along with Mr. Lt. Governor Provincial Rights, Akno21, Governor Cheesewhiz, and Everett. If i missed anyone sorry, but thank you for your contributions. I would also like to thank Ebowed for......hhhmmm....uuhh... nevermind, i can't think of anything.
So in conclusion, I am supporting Al now that I am out of the race, and when the left needs new blood and a great candidate, I'll be waiting here.
*LiberalPA gives his supporters a thumbs up, but can't seem to smile as he slowly walks off stage*