This is lower-quality writing than the Turner Diaries.
Dude you know it’s true though.
Republicans would reject a modern day Jesus.
I mean, I'd reject him too since OG Jesus wasn't the Messiah. As such, there's no reason to think he has/would "rise again," so modern day Jesus would probably just be some nutcase wandering around calling himself Jesus.
Well, that or the dust that had once been his bones being reanimated as some sort of weird zombie skeleton thing by radioactive waste. Now that I think about it, a reanimated-by-nuclear-waste Jesus corpse could very well be patient zero for a zombie apocalypse in this scenario. That'd be an irony if there was an end times, but it was brought about by a zombie Jesus. I guess that'd make whoever killed his zombie-skeleton corpse the strongest candidate for the actual Messiah under said circumstances. Food for thought...
