1988 United States Presidential Election

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Yeah... down with those horrible right wing democrats that supported equal rights for women and minorities, pro choice policies, lowering the voting age to 18, repealing "right to work" laws, and abolishing the electoral college in favor of a direct popular vote.  All clearly horrible policies that will bring us back to the stone age.

As if Jesse Jackson didn't stand for those things and more?

Jesse Jackson was an anti-Semitic, womanizing bigot.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Any way we can get Teddy to run?

Only if he's someone's VP. The best way I can think to work him in would be a Cuomo/Kennedy ticket '93-'01, then Teddy '01-'09, then possibly Nader '09-'13 (he got 0.56% in '08, is that below the cutoff? Do we have a cutoff?), then the Cain Train '13-Forever.

You know what? I'm officially endorsing this as the Alfred F. Jones Approved Sequence of Presidents for the Future.

I officially anti-endorse it.  Also I will support any Republican ticket running against any Democratic ticket with Ted Kennedy on it.  I don't care what his politics are, the man proved himself to be unfit for elected office when Chappaquiddick happened.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Can we please not 'plan' presidencies, it makes it awfully boring.

Derp.

Also this