NH is a disgusting hellhole, so RI.
Kid, what the hell is wrong with you? Did you get your ass kicked by a chick from New Hampshire when you were little or something? Did a Hampsherite turn you down for the Winter Ball or something?
Anyway, easy New Hampshire vote here. Yeah, Rhode Island is actually a scenic state in some places and Providence is a good place to smoke weed (particularly in that big ass mall parking lot), but housing is much cheaper in New Hampshire, it has more natural beauty and the people there seem a lot more relaxed than in Massachusetts or Rhode Island. Also, housing is a lot cheaper. Really, the only thing that is a major negative for NH are the horrible suburbanites and the lack of a commuter rail (which eastern Mass excels at).