Trump's First 100 Day Plan
1. Deport all 11 million immigrants (maybe as many as 16 million)
2. Put Crooked Hillary in jail where she belongs
3. Pander to the African American and Latino communities
4. Bomb the **** out of Isis
5. Build the wall
6. Ditch the White House to make Trump Tower the official one.
7. Make Melania plagiarize a speech again
8. Grope his slaves inappropriately
9. Scam people
10. Have a good relationship with Russia (Jill Stein gets excited)
11. Ban Muslims
12. Play with nuclear codes
Anything I missed?
