5th Year Anniversary

[Tartarus Sauce]

I'm not a big fan of drawing attention to myself and would wager that I've succeeded at keeping a low profile since I've joined, so I feel a bit icky making this thread. But you only get one five year milestone so I figured I might as well celebrate it.

I've officially been on the forum for five years as of today. Ask me whatever you want in this thread I guess.

[Tartarus Sauce]

My sincerest condolences

Much appreciated. I've been dreading this day all week.

[Tartarus Sauce]

Beat you by 8 days.

9 days, actually. Not that it makes much difference, we are still both damned to roam these godforsaken boards.

[Tartarus Sauce]

My sincerest condolences

Much appreciated. I've been dreading this day all week.

Look how much you care about us!

I hope to spend the next several decades dreading the passage of time on TE with you.

Truly a terrifying thought, that this place could be up for that long, with its denizens engaging in all manners of psephological debauchery. Does it not send chills up your spine imaging the necessity of your guiding hand keeping us all in line for that long a stretch of time?

[Tartarus Sauce]

happy belated forum birthday, fellow cornistani

Don't let the avatar fool you, I'm a fake Iowan. I only moved out here two years ago and generally stick to the Des Moines metro for the most part except for when my Census work took me out to the cornfields last year. I'm a coastal elitist DC boy at heart.

[Tartarus Sauce]

How did you choose 'Tartarus Sauce' as a username?

This isn't the first forum where it's been my username, I settled on it nearly 10 years ago and now it's my main workhorse for most online purposes. As for how I chose it, it made for good wordplay and nobody else had done it before from what I could tell from online searches. I guess I was already primed to think about it due to my affinity for Tardar Sauce (AKA Grumpy Cat), although my avatars were actually based around Lil' Bub instead. My cat persona went hand in hand with my online persona since my previous forums let users actually, you know, choose real images for avatars.

I actually hate tartar sauce and never eat it.

Do you ever confuse other D-IA posters with yourself?

One can never confuse an imitation for the real thing.