The last thing that goes through my mind when I chat with a guy on Grindr is "Wow, I should share this experience on one of the dumbest websites I visit on a regular basis!"
To be fair, it only did because it was in West Virginia. Atlas never crossed my mind when I had Grindr hookups during my road trip in Philadelphia, Harrisburg, Pittsburgh, Columbus, Kansas City, Salina, Omaha, Rapid City, Sioux Falls, Denver, Salt Lake City, Cheyenne, Missoula, Twin Falls, Coeur D'Alene, Spokane, and Seattle. 
Rip your hole
More like their holes. 
Now that I know you're a top, your username makes more sense, but is also more disturbing.
(Also, insert obligatory "There are gay people in Idaho/Wyoming/Nebraska?" joke)
