Some tips for you guys that want a bunny to play with

[MissCatholic]

Here are some tips for you guys that want a bunny to play with.

First off all you must be yourself.
There is no point dating a girl if it means you are being false

Your appearence.
1. You must have nice clean shoes.
2. Try and wear clothes that are colourful. Blacks, whites are so depressing. Try to have a variety of colours. If you havent got alot of colours go and find your best girl friend who you trust, save up, and do some shopping.
3. Always wash your hair and have white teeth.
4. You must smell nice. It is essential. No girl will date something that smells like trash. You can still smell nice without splashing out.
5. Take pride in your appearence. Introduce yourself to the mirror and ask yourself would you date him?

Meeting a girl
1. You can meet a girl anywhere. In the library, in school, in a public place etc. You have to get them to recognise you as you being you.
2. Once you have a bond, you can then make another step..would you like to do this...do you fancy having some lunch...not in a date but just socially spending time together.

Conversation.
1. When she talks you listen.
2. When she talks look into her eyes (basically implying you girl have my whole attention)
3. When she talks try to learn to keep your mouth closed as an open mouth means you want to say something.
4. Make the conversation 50-50. You tell things about yourself and she tells things about herself.
5. Ask her questions about herself. Whats really important to her.  She will do the same.
6. Dont try and be funny. You will laugh naturally during the flow of the conversation.
7. If the conversation doesnt flow then maybe shes not for you. That is a good thing.
8. Dont think god i wanna f**k you. patience is a virtue and girls are far more naughtier with men that they can talk to on an emotional and spiritual level.

Most important thing is to be honest. If she asks you do something for her and you say you can do it. do it. if you find out later that you cant do it tell her IMMEDIATELY.
Dont use the line, i was worried what you might think. we dont like not knowing things.

Always be HONEST and be prepared to listen to what they have to say about themselves. You must also express yourself. If you tell them things they will tell you things. Trust can be built up very quickly if you are true to yourself.

So for all you boys that seek that bunny to play with. The above will go along way to helping you find that bunny. But make sure the bunny likes you for what you are. then she will play with you for a longer period and life in the garden will be rosy.

[MissCatholic]

When a boy rabbit meets a girl rabbit they both have incredible high sex drives. They just hump all day and all night.

Sort of what humans do once they are old enough. For all you old ones out there. Remember the days when 7pm was your bed time!

[MissCatholic]

Now these are bunnies!

Now these are not the type of bunnies you want to be playing with. But actually if your republican PLEASE GO AND FIND ONE..might drop the republican voting turnout if you betray one of these bunnies.

[MissCatholic]

Pretty much take Miss Catholic's advice and reverse it, if you want to score. 

But I don't advise getting involved in that rat-race any more than the related main one.

Right, so I will score by being a complete and total slob that smells like garbage and at the same time be an arrogant jackass who doesn't listen to what the woman says. Wow, that's some dynamite advice opebo, but ya know I think I'll go with what the woman says.

thats the tpye of women opebo goes for. Doesnt he go to Thailand alot