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« Reply #100 on: February 01, 2014, 09:48:20 PM »
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« Reply #101 on: February 05, 2014, 02:29:53 PM »
Quote from: afleitch on February 05, 2014, 02:24:07 PM
Quote from: Holmes on February 05, 2014, 02:09:24 PM
Quote from: Torie on February 05, 2014, 12:03:59 PM
Maybe he wasn't very good or something. Tongue 

He kind of wasn't, and what he was packing wasn't very impressive either.

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« Reply #102 on: February 05, 2014, 08:21:13 PM »
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« Reply #103 on: February 12, 2014, 09:52:51 PM »
Quote from: Badger on February 12, 2014, 08:16:51 PM

Please go on you two. A debate between two Atlas intellectual heavyweights should be truly awe-inspiring.
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« Reply #104 on: February 15, 2014, 10:47:44 PM »
Quote from: Grad Students are the Worst on February 15, 2014, 08:18:39 PM
Quote from: Paul Kemp on February 15, 2014, 02:10:01 PM
Also, was a photo with a middle finger seriously edited to a link because NSFW? ...

Some of us work at Mennonite bookstores, jackass.
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« Reply #105 on: February 20, 2014, 12:09:12 AM »
Quote from: bedstuy on February 20, 2014, 12:05:11 AM
The $80 does not include the auto body work your racist car will need if you park it in a black neighborhood.
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« Reply #106 on: February 21, 2014, 11:11:29 PM »
Quote from: Averroës Nix on February 21, 2014, 10:47:15 PM
1988:

Okay this is big, It has appeared that Paul Tsongas, Michael Dukakis, and John Kerry all have conspired to a dreaded scandal that will possibly wreak the Democratic Committee; Apparently Senator Tsongas, Governor Dukakis, and Senator Kerry have accepted bribes for delegate votes! And Senator Tsongas apparently aggreed to bribes to have an extramarital affair with another person while his real wife, who currently has skin, leg, and lung cancer. (spoiler: She lives, and converts to be a "Born again" Christian.) Governor Dukakis, when notified of this, he had a press confrence and said something so innapropreate, no one ever thought he would say such a thing. So now the only people left in the candidacy is Clinton, Gore, and Biden.
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« Reply #107 on: February 24, 2014, 10:00:20 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Pollo on February 24, 2014, 09:51:14 PM
I know of someone who, while high, mutilated themselves by trying to have sex with a lawnmower. I was told that the mescaline naturally found in Marijuana often causes dangerous proclivities.

Can you confirm this, Adam C. FitzGerald?
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« Reply #108 on: February 24, 2014, 10:12:26 PM »
That thread keeps getting better and better.
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« Reply #109 on: February 26, 2014, 08:49:49 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on February 26, 2014, 08:47:05 PM

Come on, Franzl's a great guy but he's not Jesus.
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« Reply #110 on: March 01, 2014, 08:17:23 PM »
Quote from: WalterMitty on March 01, 2014, 07:54:37 PM
sounds like an elitist issue.  will democrats be putting this in their 2016 platform?
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« Reply #111 on: March 01, 2014, 10:32:24 PM »
Quote from: Former Moderate on March 01, 2014, 10:31:13 PM
Quote from: CJK on March 01, 2014, 10:19:20 PM
Why did you edit my post? What is your problem? Obama called Putin to tell him to stop, Putin not only refused but hinted that he would take additional action. Under those circumstances, Putin won.

Sorry we don't hand out participation trophies to Presidents.


It was a grim reminder of the rank censorship that goes on here in Communist Russia. Next time it's the gulag for you, comrade.
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« Reply #112 on: March 11, 2014, 12:25:23 PM »
Quote from: Assemblyman & Queen Mum Inks.LWC on March 11, 2014, 01:46:41 AM
There is a picture of me in the Ride-the-Turtle pose, but my friend is terrible at taking pictures, and it came out blurry.
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« Reply #113 on: March 13, 2014, 07:58:02 PM »
Quote from: butafly on March 12, 2014, 07:31:07 AM
Quote from: Appointee MW Representative Adam C. FitzGerald on March 11, 2014, 09:50:29 PM
FDR because of pretty much these comparisons where FDR dominates:

While Reagan was busy giving tax breaks to the wealthy that would "trickle down" to the poor and middle class, Roosevelt was dead, and had been for decades.

While Reagan was busy firing thousands of air traffic controllers for striking for better wages, FDR continued to decompose, perhaps gently rotating inside his coffin.

And while Reagan was busy secretly supplying weapons and aid to the Contras and even Osama Bin Laden, Roosevelt's ghost looked down from the heavens and shed a single tear.

ftfy

but yeah, roosevelt was easily better.
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« Reply #114 on: March 24, 2014, 03:06:03 AM »
Quote from: Likely Voter on March 24, 2014, 01:59:32 AM
I suspect this has less to do with Massachusetts and more to do with Senator Richard J. Ross.

"I'll show you Marsha! I'll make it illegal for you to bang your yoga teacher in the bed I bought!"

By the way, I think this thread has also passed its expiration date.
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« Reply #115 on: March 26, 2014, 12:11:21 AM »
Quote from: Former Moderate on March 25, 2014, 11:16:42 PM
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU FARTBOY

... AND BARFBAG

poopman

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