The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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Going to hell for this.

I can't imagine why FDR would be thinking of people with two good legs.

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OK, I looked up their scores, and I would like to change my vote.  I'm happy with my Mao and Stalin votes, but I would like to change my Lenin vote to Breschnev, who apparently did a lot of good works in Afghanistan.  Lenin barely ranks at all.

Kinda made me go 'wat' more than laugh.

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Nah

Well, it might be too much of a change. Once you go Black, you never go back.
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Again, probably going to hell for this.

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I've been wondering all my life.

Carrie Underwood rose to fame in 2005, which means that you are seven years old.  That might explain why you posted this thread in the U.S. General Discussion board.

Beat me to it.

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How does mentally retarded black transsexual unicorns with erectional dysfunction vote? Any thoughts?

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No. For example I have no racial prejudices, but I only find white women attractive. So I would like to live in a society in which everyone is white because I will find more women I'm attracted to.

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I'm missing the point. I'm African American and I've researched enough of my history to know the influence white america had on the infusion of christianity in the African American community.


My point is there's plenty of democrats especilly in the hispanic and african american communities who are very homophobic

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I speak Latin

How is that funny?

Latin is a dead language.

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I speak Latin

How is that funny?

Latin is a dead language.

So?

Is the funny part speaking it or just knowing it?

Speaking it, just because Vatican City is the only country where you'd actually speak it somewhat often.

I'm taking Latin right now.  My teacher said that the way Latin words are "pronounced" today are probably not the way they were pronounced back when it was a common language, so that's why it's primarily taught for reading purposes and generally not for speaking purposes.

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The idea of someone speaking a dead language, especially, Latin (or even claiming to speak it) is inherently hilarious to me. If you don't find it so I apologise.

No offense taken. Scott- are your "c"s hard, like "k"s or soft, like "ch"s?

Depends on the word.  Mostly hard, though.

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Please tell me neither of you would pronounce 'Caesar' 'Kaisar'.

That's exactly what our Latin teacher told us.

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The idea of someone speaking a dead language, especially, Latin (or even claiming to speak it) is inherently hilarious to me. If you don't find it so I apologise.

I personally have a great admiration for people able to speak dead languages, especially Latin.

Learning to speak a dead language seems like the very definition of a waste of time, but different strokes...

I'm told it's helpful if you're getting into archaeology, law, medicine, etc.  Other than that, yeah, it's pretty useless.

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Come January we may very well witness the spectacle of the Republicans holding the Presidency, Senate, and House, with districts in place entrenching them for a decade. At the state level, Republicans may hold a clear majority of governorships, including Wisconsin, and state legislative chambers including the State Senate in Wisconsin. Conservatives already holding a slight, but persistent, majority on the Supreme Court might further augment their majorities on that and other courts.

I would note that this would only be the de jure nadir of the Democratic party. The de facto nadir of the Democratic party occurred when they made the tactical decision to become the other party of monied interest. The loss of the House, numerous governorships, the Senate, and ultimately, the courts won't be Obama's lasting destructive legacy. That would be his decision to unilaterally destroy the public financing of Presidential elections. That will harm the prospects of Democratic nominees for decades.

All this would be occurring at a time when demographic changes ought to be increasing Democratic performance each and every election.  And, this would be a scant four years after the politically disastrous Presidency of George Walker Bush.  It would seem that some soul searching ought to be in order. Instead, what I fully expect is yet further attempts to move "forward" by advocating even more aggressive censorship of otherwise innocent folks such as Krazen1211 purely based on their having the audacity to offer a dissenting opinion.

Noone seems to be reflecting meaningfully on what just happened in Wisconsin. The left came into the state with their righteous indignation that what Walker had done was beyond the pale and vented their intolerance to anyone whom they could force to listen. In one classic case a school teacher called from work to express her outrage that a service station owner had the audacity to sell gasoline to a known Republican. Both sides had the money to make their case. Surely, the left provided enough manpower. Guess what! The more you vented your intolerance, the more popular Walker became! Middle Wisconsin didn't like the vandalism, the threats, and the symbol of the murderous Black Panthers. Coming down on Krazen1211 isn't going to go over with middle American any better than trying to intimidate gas station owners. The Left has become its own worse enemy.

It was too pathetic to go into the Deluge.

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My advice is always this- your partner (girlfriend, wife, etc....) should BE your best friend...there were broads all my life who were beautiful, sexy, fun but I wouldn't want to rip one loose in front of them because they'd think I was a pig...
Now that I think about it- that is the advice I have. You're probably too young to be thinking of who will be your life partner but here is a good test- if you can't crack off a fart in front of her, she's not the one

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President and Vice President:

[1] (w/i) Hey, I haven't voted
[2] (w/i) and this is crazy
[3] (w/i) but here's my ballot
[4] (w/i) so count it, maybe?
[5] (w/i) And all the candidates
[6] (w/i) try to chase me,
[7] (w/i) but here's my ballot
[8] (w/i) so count it maybe?
[6] oakvale/cincinnatus
[7] clarence/yelnoc
[8] napoleon/kalwejt
[9] tweed/bgwah
[10] (w/i) for serious though, this decision was pretty tough
[11] (w/i) I wish I could first preference everyone

Senate, IDS:
[1] (w/i) >2012
[2] (w/i) >not voting for NCYankee
[3] (w/i) >implying he won't be Senator for life
[4] (w/i) >ISHYGDDT
[5] (w/i) >costanza.jpg
[6] (w/i) /greentext
[7] NCYankee

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I remember my first accidental gay date back in '64. Didn't notice the guy was a flamer, or that he took me out to a bar called the Jungle Snake. I didn't realize why he was rubbing against me until it was too late, and I was being ridden like one of those ponies on top of a bed. I thought he was just practicing for the rodeo. Took me a few whole years to realize that he had ass-f**ked me.

Whenever I hang out with my friends, I consider that a form of a gay date. So yes.

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'Opinion of Freedom Fighter'

Insane. All I have to add.

Now I get why it's funny!

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Ask if he wants a job.

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No, but my best friend knows about BRTD.

Explain.

'Nathan, why do you know what emoviolence is?'
'I'm not entirely clear on what it is but I know that it's a thing because there's a guy on my political forum who's into some of that kind of niche music. Interesting guy. He's a left-wing charismatic Christian from the Midwest.'
'Huh. Hey, can you hand me that trowel?'

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1922:

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Nay, laddie.  Michael Collins'll be stringin' ye up fer that offense.  B'gosh, me neighbor Tim Flannigan's best girl was burned alive as a witch last week, that she was!  Eire's a queer land, that she is begorra.

Ireland sounds so barbaric.  And this is the 20th century?[/quote]
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It's funny, because that's sort of how an IRC conversation went.

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tl;dr

Just **** him already.

Why on earth would I want to do that?

You prefer the converse?

Uh, yeah. It's not like I prefer to think about masturbating and inserting a sharpie into my rear whilst watching a gay twinkie pornographic film.

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B for 11, D for 16.

However A and C for 11 and A and B for 16 would not be incorrect.

Hey, could you give us insights into Chinese politics?

Are you interested in Chinese Politics? I am interested in fishing.

I was just about to post this.

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Well for obvious reasons they don't care for blanket primaries.

See context.

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i'm gay

An odd place to come out, but congrats dude.

Edit: Just found out you are in fact bi, coulda sworn you were striaght