It's like the Jesse Ventura administration all over again! (Except he surrounded himself with better people). Next Trump will be telling us they're mothballing the white house to "save us money" and he'll just move operations to Trump Tower.
That's a good idea. Skeleton staff at the White House just to keep it maintained, but do business and live in Trump Tower. And let Trump foot the bill for security and also reimburse the state of New York for all the inconvenience he is causing that city. This unique situation calls for unique answers to Trump's unique problems.