I went with 2 because pineapple tastes like poison to me, and when I was a kid that's certainly how I ate steak.....but really, come on. You can put anything you freaking want on a pizza, that's kind of the point of pizza. And a proper steak isn't burned and you don't need to add anything to make it taste good....of course most steak isn't "proper" steak, so who am I to say how you should eat your sh**tty cut of meat?
So both are fine, for other people, I wouldn't touch either of them though.
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