Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[Joe Biden 2020]

No, you're just looking for an excuse to get out of exercising and changing your diet once again.

Standing is exercising.  Standing will help me lose weight.  That's guaranteed.  I just have to regulate my eating habits.

[Joe Biden 2020]

No, you're just looking for an excuse to get out of exercising and changing your diet once again.

Standing is exercising. 

In what universe?

It's certainly a lot better than sitting on my keaster all day.  Absolutely no one can underestimate the health benefits of standing.  No one.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Again, it is an absolute fact that if I regulate what I eat, I WILL lose weight by standing for 5-8 hours a day.  I may not lose weight in buckets, but it will happen over time.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Standing is not exercise.

Are you really saying that my job has no health benefits???

[Joe Biden 2020]

Why is everyone suddenly on my case again?  I'm just confident about the health benefits of this job, is that a reason to hit me over the head with the failure of the last diet?

I was just asking questions.  Is the "diet" you've been on now over, replaced by something new?  If so, then what?  You say you just need to "regulate what I eat".  What are you going to do in that regard that's different from the "diet" that you're currently on?

I don't know why you would interpret such questions as hostile.  These are pretty basic questions in response to what you just said.

I haven't decided, yet.

[Joe Biden 2020]

It doesn't matter that you guys are discounting the health benefits of my job.  I'm receiving advice on Facebook which has been proven time and time again to be some of the best advice I can ever receive.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Standing is not exercise.

Are you really saying that my job has no health benefits???

Obviously it's better than just sitting on your butt the whole day. I'm just saying that you shouldn't pretend that it will replace the actual exercise that you need if you want to lose serious weight. You're always looking for these schemes and cheats to get out of doing what is really very simple and straightforward: diet and exercise.

One of my friends on FB who does a lot of fitness in Italy says that I shouldn't tire myself out initially when starting this job.  Meaning I shouldn't walk for a long period of time and then go to work and stand for hours on end.  I can break this job into a habit and then add in more exercise as time goes on.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Don't be too optimistic about this job becoming a habit.

I am optimistic.  I know my strengths and abilities.  I know my resolve and my determination.  Those factors make me optimistic.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I love how Bushie simply plans the title of what he's going to do everyday not actually plan the event. 

Does Bushie know what he's going to eat tomorrow on his "diet"? No.
Does Bushie know what healthy foods generally consist of his "diet"? No.

What does Bushie know? The First Pre-Work Day One Meal of the Second Afternoon Work Night will be at 1445.

What is the First Pre-Work Day One Meal of the Second Afternoon Work Night? Bushie hasn't thought of that part. He'll probably just wing it and grab some Braum's.

But do know that it's exactly 15 hours and 40 minutes from the First Pre-Work Day One Meal of the Second Afternoon Work Night and 7 hours and 40 minutes until the Official 8 Hour Warning for he First Pre-Work Day One Meal of the Second Afternoon Work Night

I don't know what I'll have, but it won't be take out.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I love how Bushie simply plans the title of what he's going to do everyday not actually plan the event. 

Does Bushie know what he's going to eat tomorrow on his "diet"? No.
Does Bushie know what healthy foods generally consist of his "diet"? No.

What does Bushie know? The First Pre-Work Day One Meal of the Second Afternoon Work Night will be at 1445.

What is the First Pre-Work Day One Meal of the Second Afternoon Work Night? Bushie hasn't thought of that part. He'll probably just wing it and grab some Braum's.

But do know that it's exactly 15 hours and 40 minutes from the First Pre-Work Day One Meal of the Second Afternoon Work Night and 7 hours and 40 minutes until the Official 8 Hour Warning for he First Pre-Work Day One Meal of the Second Afternoon Work Night

I don't know what I'll have, but it won't be take out.

So what? Hotdogs and poptarts in the microwave is worse for you than a takeout salad.

It won't be either one of those, either.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Now, you all are just belittling me.  You know what?  I don't need negative attitudes or beratement plaguing my mind ahead of a new job.  You all should just be happy that I have a job that will be of benefit to me health wise.  You will never be happy, but you should be.

[Joe Biden 2020]

The fact is that I will burn a lot of calories at this job and if I can just regulate my eating habits, I am guaranteed to lose weight slowly.  You guys can dispute that all you want, but you're wrong.  I'm under no illusions that it will fall off in chunks, but it will happen.

[Joe Biden 2020]

...and if I can just regulate my eating habits...

But you have yet to explain how you're going to do that.  You are like Congressional Republicans, with their imaginary "health care reform alternative" to Obamacare.  If you haven't even presented a plan of your own (much less put it into action), then why should we put any stock in it?

I haven't figured out a plan, yet, but the problem is I don't have any healthy food in my house at the moment.  I am also not going to drop a Benjamin at Walmart tomorrow to get healthy food.  Plus, I know whatever answer I give you, I'll be laughed at and scorned for.  I will wait until I get my discount card to get the health food.

[Joe Biden 2020]

No, you're going to "drop a Benjamin" on expensive and unhealthy processed foods and fast food instead.

You're putting words in my mouth...

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie will burn like 30 calories more an hour with his new standing routine vs sleeping. Congrats youve earned a couple of slices of cold cuts off the slicer.  Stop being a thick troll.

Really hardcore routine though.  You are aspiring to something a toddler can do.

I'll burn substantially more than that.  That 800 calories may not be too far off base.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Today is Tuesday, March 17, 2015.  The Work Day has arrived!!!  I will be going to work TONIGHT!!

[Joe Biden 2020]

So you're not going to spend any money on food? What's going on?

Not right now.  Not until I get my discount card.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Well the store doesn't open til April 1 so if you think you can go that long without eating anything more power to you.

I may spend a little bit here and there, but I'm not going to make any major Walmart runs for a little while.  Besides, I've got stuff in my freezer that I need to eat.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'm headed to bed, folks.  I've got a long, but a good day ahead of me today.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie will burn like 30 calories more an hour with his new standing routine vs sleeping. Congrats youve earned a couple of slices of cold cuts off the slicer.  Stop being a thick troll.

Really hardcore routine though.  You are aspiring to something a toddler can do.

I'll burn substantially more than that.  That 800 calories may not be too far off base.

.... Let's do some math.
110x5.5=605 calories Your eating cheetos baseline.
140x5.5=770 calories. Congrats, youve stood up. You are now an Adonis.

That's the thing, though, for as many calories as I stuff into my body, I don't snack a lot.  I prefer to save my calories for the meals.  I don't plan to have a lot of calories today.  I won't be eating out at all today.  I will eat enough to give me energy throughout the evening, but I'm not going to stuff myself.  When I get home, I probably won't have anything as it will just be too late for me to eat.  I don't like eating that late.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie if the claims you always make about your eating habits were remotely true you wouldn't be so morbidly obese. Your BMI is over 46. 46. You are easily in the top 1% fattest people on God's Earth. That doesn't just happen.

What's your point?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Other than you're lying about your eating habits, no point.

I'm not lying about the snacking post.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Changing the subject just a bit, but I have decided to call tonight "Work Day 1".  The paperwork day only lasted 30 minutes, not near enough to constitute a full day.  Not to mention, I didn't get paid for filling out the paperwork.  I will get paid for tonight, so it makes sense to call this evening "Work Day 1".  Work Night 2 will begin at 2230 Thursday night.

[Joe Biden 2020]

When I get to work, I cannot take my phone into the store with me, so I will have to leave it in the car.  Therefore, I will not post any update until the shift is over.  I may wait until I get home to update Facebook and the Forum.  So, expect a recap from me between 2230 and 2300 tonight!

[Joe Biden 2020]

When I get to work, I cannot take my phone into the store with me, so I will have to leave it in the car.  Therefore, I will not post any update until the shift is over.  I may wait until I get home to update Facebook and the Forum.  So, expect a recap from me between 2230 and 2300 tonight!

Whaaa? I mean obviously our store doesn't want us on the phone while working (doesn't stop some people), but there's nothing against having the phone on us, and we all use it during break.

The handbook says either leave it in the car or leave it in a locker inside the store.  I don't think I could trust it in the locker and I have a center console storage box between the front seats that I can put it in so it's out of sight from the public.