Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Shower is over and now I'm relaxing about to watch Big Brother.  I will be going to bed in about 2 hours.

EDIT:  I guess Big Brother will be 2 hours late because the golf game ran 2 hours late.  CBS now has to air 60 minutes.  So, I guess I will wait until 21:00 to watch BB.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Uh, Bushie, do you ever briefly relax while watching this Big Brother thing? Are there some attractive ladies on it?

I never briefly relax during the show and it doesn't spur it on, either.  I just watch for the entertainment value.  In fact, I haven't briefly relaxed in quite a while.  I'm trying to avoid that as I know it's not healthy to my Christian life.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good Monday Morning!  I slept very well last night and am now ready to begin Week 2.  I will leave here at 7:00 am, get started at 7:30 and get off at 16:00.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I made it to work and about to get started on Week 2.  We'll talk tonight.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good Monday Evening!  It was a really good day with a minor mistake at the end of the day.  I did something that reversed about 15 minutes of work.  I corrected that in about 10-15 minutes and then it was time to go home.  No worries on that mistake, I just know not to do that again.  Other than that, it was a pretty good day.  My schedule has been slightly modified yet again.  I am now working 7:30-16:30 with a half-hour lunch Monday-Thursday and then working 7:30-14:00 on Friday, so my weekend will be a couple hours longer.  I am going to the Men's Dinner and Bible Study at 18:30 and then will plan to go to bed at 22:00.

[Joe Biden 2020]

While Christianity doesn't ban masturbation, you aren't allowed to fantasize about anybody other than your spouse so without Allison in the picture he's pretty much stuck.

but if one is human, it s impossible to not have sexual fantasies.

Indeed, I am human and human beings, by nature, are sexual creatures.  I watch porn occasionally when I know better, but my sexual nature always creeps up.  Without a girlfriend in the picture now, I am without a release of my pent up sexual "tensions" for lack of a better word.  So, that's why my body craves watching porn of various subjects.  I really shouldn't even watch porn, but I do.  I guess it's one of my vices.  So, now, I try to busy myself up with church stuff primarily so I don't have time to watch it.

[Joe Biden 2020]

While Christianity doesn't ban masturbation, you aren't allowed to fantasize about anybody other than your spouse so without Allison in the picture he's pretty much stuck.

The reason for that is that watching porn creates unrealistic expectations when you are lucky enough to get in the bedroom with your spouse.  Whether you realize it or not, it subconsciously makes you judge your spouse's sexual interactions against those you view online or whatever media you choose.  Plus, in it's most basic form it is committing adultery against your spouse or future spouse.  Personally, I don't think watching porn is as bad as actually having sex outside of marriage, but then again it is, because 99 times out of 100 you are watching someone have sex outside of marriage.

[Joe Biden 2020]

To be clear, I never had any type of sexual releases with Allison.  In fact, she would tell you that my affection was very dull and bland.  I was always too shy and too inhibited to show her very much affection which partly contributed to our splitting up.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'm home from a really good Men's Dinner and Bible Study.  The food was delicious with hamburger steak, baked potato, corn on the cob, and chocolate cake and ice cream for dessert.  I found a friend who likes to play board games as much as I do, so I now have a game partner.  The youth minister said he has big shelves full of board games.  He invited me to play a game with he and some of his buddies tonight and I would have accepted, but I like to get to bed by 2200.  Maybe on a night when I don't have anything to do I can go over there and take him up on the invite.  I will have to do that very soon.  For tonight, though, I am going to play on the internet for the next 45 minutes and then go to bed around 2200 or 2215.

[Joe Biden 2020]

chocolate cake

uh oh, RIP in job tomorrow

Normally, you would be right, but I had chocolate pudding for lunch, ate it slow, and did not get a headache.  Tonight, I had chocolate cake for dessert, ate it slow, and only have a minor headache.  It is definitely nowhere near migraine level.  I will still likely take some medicine because it could turn into a migraine and I want to protect Day 7, but right now it is nowhere near bad enough to call in tomorrow.

[Joe Biden 2020]

When did Bushie start posting times without colons?

Today

[Joe Biden 2020]

Just for the record, I am not going to answer any questions on my porn habits.  This is not the venue for that and that's for my eyes only.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie's life is so surreal. I've never had anyone ask me to come over to play boardgames at night.

Presumably the person isn't an adult, so that'd explain a lot.

No, he's about my age, the Youth Minister at the church.  There's nothing childish about loving board games.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie had chocolate cake twice today? RIP job

Not today, boss.  Like I said I have a moderate headache, but it is nowhere near migraine status.  I'll be going to work tomorrow.  This could be the same headache I had since I left for work this morning.  It's always been, at worst, a Grade 5 today which is just moderate.  I think once or twice it may have briefly touched Grade 6 but then it came right back down.  It could have been a big mistake, but I am thinking the fact that I ate them both slow may have helped.  I'm not going to intentionally do that very often, because if you play with fire too much, you're going to get burned.

[Joe Biden 2020]

chocolate cake

uh oh, RIP in job tomorrow

Normally, you would be right, but I had chocolate pudding for lunch, ate it slow, and did not get a headache.  Tonight, I had chocolate cake for dessert, ate it slow, and only have a minor headache.  It is definitely nowhere near migraine level.  I will still likely take some medicine because it could turn into a migraine and I want to protect Day 7, but right now it is nowhere near bad enough to call in tomorrow.

Why do you eat something that makes you ill? I get sick from shrimp, so I just don't eat it. My aunt gets bad indigestion from onions, so she doesn't eat them. Chocolate is much more avoidable than onions... this is like a basic human nature instinct that you manually override for some strange reason.

I could have thrown out the chocolate pudding at lunch, but the cake was already cut for me with ice cream on top before i had a chance to speak up, so I didn't want to be rude.  I think the ice cream may have helped soften the potential blow and the cake ran out long before the ice cream, so I was able to end my dessert with several bites of ice cream.

[Joe Biden 2020]

With that folks, I bid you all a good night.  Day 7 awaits!!

[Joe Biden 2020]

What's up, guys?  I'm on a little break in between projects.  I was running late this morning so I didn't have time to post.  I still made it to work on time, though.  I'll be getting off at 16:30.  I'll post when I get home.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good Tuesday Evening!!  I woke up late this morning and had no time to update Facebook, but I did make it to work on time.  Day 7 was really good.  No mistakes today.  Work Night #8 is underway.  Tonight, I'm mainly going to watch baseball at 18:00, then get my shower at 21:00, read my Bible at 21:30, then go to bed at 22:00.  I am going to set my alarm a little earlier in the morning so I can get up in plenty of time to wake up before I start driving across the city of Tulsa.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Why is he leaving half an hour early?

He has the option of taking a shorter lunch.

Add to that I now start at 0730 instead of 0800.  I still take a shorter lunch, but I work until 1630 instead of 1600 so I can take off early Friday.

[Joe Biden 2020]

What time did you make it into work?

7:25, which is the time I normally get there.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Due to not having anything to do when I first get there as I am between projects, I have decided to go in at 0800 instead of 0730 tomorrow.  I'll still get off at 1630.  My boss doesn't usually get there until 0815 or 0830 so I don't want to spend 45-60 minutes of my shift doing nothing.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Due to not having anything to do when I first get there as I am between projects, I have decided to go in at 0800 instead of 0730 tomorrow.  I'll still get off at 1630.  My boss doesn't usually get there until 0815 or 0830 so I don't want to spend 45-60 minutes of my shift doing nothing.

Uh oh...

What's going on?

Nothing.  I'm just in between projects right now, so I don't have anything to do until he gives me a new project to work on.   I don't want to waste his time by going in at 0730.  I'd rather go in at 0800 which is closer to the time he arrives so I can waste as little of his time as possible.

[Joe Biden 2020]

After thinking about it, I am going to go on in at 0730 tomorrow.  My shift is officially 0730-1630, so I need to be there by 0730.  I can probably find something to do until my boss gets there.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Due to not having anything to do when I first get there as I am between projects, I have decided to go in at 0800 instead of 0730 tomorrow.  I'll still get off at 1630.  My boss doesn't usually get there until 0815 or 0830 so I don't want to spend 45-60 minutes of my shift doing nothing.

Uh oh...

What's going on?

Nothing.  I'm just in between projects right now, so I don't have anything to do until he gives me a new project to work on.   I don't want to waste his time by going in at 0730.  I'd rather go in at 0800 which is closer to the time he arrives so I can waste as little of his time as possible.

Aren't you the guy who chose to come to work 45 minutes early to, what was it, go to the bathroom, do some bible study, lubricate your throat with some Dr. Pepper, boot the computer, and do general unnecessary things?

I may have done that before, though not to that extreme, but it was not on company time and has not been in this job.

[Joe Biden 2020]

While I understand that Bushie's history makes it almost necessary to question every detail, I feel like we're at the point where most of the things happening to him (not posting before work, moving on to a new project) are things that happen in a normal workplace with a normal person

Indeed.  Very concerned : (

There's nothing to be concerned about.  Every employee at some point doesn't have time to post on social media before going to work and the things I am doing at work are stuff everybody deals with.  I don't know why you're making a big deal out of every minor detail.