Update Season VI - "A New Day Dawning"

[Joe Biden 2020]

The problem is he is rarely home when I'm over there.  Catching him is a task all on its own.

[Joe Biden 2020]

The problem is he is rarely home when I'm over there.  Catching him is a task all on its own.

Have you heard of a phone?

Don't have his number.  Also, dont know his last name so can't look him up.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Ex-fiancé "mowing your lawn?" You devil.

Haha, she offered and I wanted to see her, her husband, and her daughter.  It's been way too long.

[Joe Biden 2020]

She's at the house now mowing.  They're probably about halfway done.  I went ahead and came on home so I could get ready to go out to eat about an hour from now.  I'll retrieve the key tomorrow.

[Joe Biden 2020]

She has a husband and daughter now since y'all were engaged? She definitely moves fast!

The daughter is 10 1/2 years old, so if we had gotten married, I would have been her step father.  We broke up for the final time in early 2007, and her and her current husband just got married a few months ago.

[Joe Biden 2020]

10 years old?! She must be older than you then.

Haha, no she's almost 21 years younger!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Update, she is done with the lawn!

[Joe Biden 2020]

10 years old?! She must be older than you then.

Haha, no she's almost 21 years younger!

No, I mean your ex fiancee.

9 months younger.  She is 20 years and 5 days older than her daughter.  She was born 1/25/83, I was born 4/29/82, and her daughter was born 1/30/03.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Duke, in case you're wondering, we do get started early here in Oklahoma.  I'm 31, have no wife and no kids.  I am among the minority.  Most of my friends who are my age already have children approaching 10 years old and some, like my cousin, whose oldest boy is 18 months from being a teenager.  One of my friends from church is not much older than me, 40 years old, and by himself he has one granddaughter and another on the way and his wife who will be 53 in June has boys my age and at least 8 or 9 grandchildren just herself.  One granddaughter died as a baby a few years back, but you count her and in that blended family they already have 10 grandchildren, the oldest of which is either 12 or almost 12.  This guy is actually my music minister and youth minister.  It's just not uncommon at all in Oklahoma.

[Joe Biden 2020]

That's sooooo young to have a kid. Goodness gracious!

Mind you, my cousin had her first child at 17 1/2, and her sister (the lesbian) made a serious mistake and had her first child at 15 1/4.  Like I said between the two sisters, they have 7 biological children, 5 boys and 2 girls and of course 2 foster sisters.

The elder sister will just be 35 when her oldest boy graduates high school.  He will already be in the 6th grade in August.

[Joe Biden 2020]

That's sooooo young to have a kid. Goodness gracious!

Mind you, my cousin had her first child at 17 1/2, and her sister (the lesbian) made a serious mistake and had her first child at 15 1/4.  Like I said between the two sisters, they have 7 biological children, 5 boys and 2 girls and of course 2 foster sisters.

Right. I know you all get started early, and I know why that is, but I still am surprised when I hear it first hand.

It's probably the same way in East Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie are you watching severe weather coverage today?

Not really.  It looks to be more of a wind and hail threat.  I'm watching the Draft right now, instead.  I'll catch some live baseball at 21:00 on my tablet.  I'll probably watch the Orioles and A's.  I've got a MLB.tv subscription that I've had for 3 or 4 years and it works the same way as MLB Extra Innings that you would get with cable or satellite, except it is much cheaper and I can watch any out-of-market game from my laptop or tablet.  The teams I cannot watch on there are the Texas Rangers, St Louis Cardinals, and Kansas City Royals.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Tomorrow, I will be leaving the house around 12:15 and going to my Pastor's 30th birthday party on the Northeast side of Moore.  I will be running around and playing with the kids for a lot of the time I'll be here.  I'm not going to use the app tomorrow as my phone doesn't have enough battery to last three and a half hours being actively used.  I will likely turn my phone completely off and leave it in my car while I'm there.  Then, tomorrow evening, we are going to celebrate Mom's first anniversary of retirement from Tinker (which is officially Tuesday), at Old Chicago.  It wasn't my idea to eat out again for a second straight night, but I wasn't really given a choice.  Oh well, hopefully I'll make up for it tomorrow afternoon.  I'll be at the park from 13:00-16:00 and then eating from 17:00-17:45.  When I get home tomorrow night, I will probably watch some baseball and then listen to some sermons by Dr. Charles Stanley and Billy Graham before I go to bed.  Every Saturday night before I go to bed I like to shift gears away from sports and prepare my heart for worship Sunday morning.  Most people wouldn't watch a sermon on TV just for the heck of it, but I actually enjoy it.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Jeff, you're paying some woman to mow your lawn, yet you're taking money from someone to take a trip to Kenya?  You truly are one of the most selfish disgusting people I've ever heard of.  You should be ashamed of yourself.  You claim you're doing God's work, but you're really taking a trip simply because you want to.  You're being selfish and using God as an excuse... not only is it disgusting, but you're using and abusing God and your Christianity.

Take a chill pill already.  There is no need to insult me with lies upon lies.  There is nothing true in this post.  Seriously, calm down or get off my thread tonight.  You do not dare insult my good name.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Even though she's kind of crazy, and I don't agree with many things she does, she has not lost my trust.

Only you would say something as stupid as this... why exactly is it that you can't mow your own lawn?

This is not stupid.  I've already explained my reasons.  It was too much of a hassle to drag my mower all the way out there, and I didn't have my neighbor's phone number.  How is that stupid?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Even though she's kind of crazy, and I don't agree with many things she does, she has not lost my trust.

Only you would say something as stupid as this... why exactly is it that you can't mow your own lawn?

This is not stupid.  I've already explained my reasons.  It was too much of a hassle to drag my mower all the way out there, and I didn't have my neighbor's phone number.  How is that stupid?

Drag your mower all the way out from where?  Where is your parents' mower?

My mower is at my parents.  Have you heard of my vandalism earlier this year.  We're trying to protect our property.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Inks, why are you trying to ruin my birthday weekend celebration by insulting me needlessly?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Even though she's kind of crazy, and I don't agree with many things she does, she has not lost my trust.

Only you would say something as stupid as this... why exactly is it that you can't mow your own lawn?

This is not stupid.  I've already explained my reasons.  It was too much of a hassle to drag my mower all the way out there, and I didn't have my neighbor's phone number.  How is that stupid?

Drag your mower all the way out from where?  Where is your parents' mower?

My mower is at my parents.  Have you heard of my vandalism earlier this year.  We're trying to protect our property.

Yet instead of having you move in there, you drive by once or twice a week.  Yeah... some real protection of property there!

Why didn't you just move the mower in your vehicle?

Car is too small.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Jeff, you're paying some woman to mow your lawn, yet you're taking money from someone to take a trip to Kenya?  You truly are one of the most selfish disgusting people I've ever heard of.  You should be ashamed of yourself.  You claim you're doing God's work, but you're really taking a trip simply because you want to.  You're being selfish and using God as an excuse... not only is it disgusting, but you're using and abusing God and your Christianity.

Take a chill pill already.  There is no need to insult me with lies upon lies.  There is nothing true in this post.  Seriously, calm down or get off my thread tonight.  You do not dare insult my good name.

Nothing true?  Bullsh**t.

Answer these questions:

1. Did you pay your ex to mow your lawn?
2. Did someone give you money to take a trip to Kenya?

Yes, I did pay my ex to mow my lawn bwecause she offered, and I hadn't seen her or her daughter in three years.

It was a gift from last May, ONE YEAR AGO!!!!!!!!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Even though she's kind of crazy, and I don't agree with many things she does, she has not lost my trust.

Only you would say something as stupid as this... why exactly is it that you can't mow your own lawn?

This is not stupid.  I've already explained my reasons.  It was too much of a hassle to drag my mower all the way out there, and I didn't have my neighbor's phone number.  How is that stupid?

Drag your mower all the way out from where?  Where is your parents' mower?

My mower is at my parents.  Have you heard of my vandalism earlier this year.  We're trying to protect our property.

Yet instead of having you move in there, you drive by once or twice a week.  Yeah... some real protection of property there!

Why didn't you just move the mower in your vehicle?

Car is too small.

Let me guess, you eyeballed this without actually trying to put the mower in the car?  What kind of car is it?

I've tried it before.  Nissan Sentra.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Even though she's kind of crazy, and I don't agree with many things she does, she has not lost my trust.

Only you would say something as stupid as this... why exactly is it that you can't mow your own lawn?

This is not stupid.  I've already explained my reasons.  It was too much of a hassle to drag my mower all the way out there, and I didn't have my neighbor's phone number.  How is that stupid?

Drag your mower all the way out from where?  Where is your parents' mower?

My mower is at my parents.  Have you heard of my vandalism earlier this year.  We're trying to protect our property.

Yet instead of having you move in there, you drive by once or twice a week.  Yeah... some real protection of property there!

Why didn't you just move the mower in your vehicle?

Car is too small.

Let me guess, you eyeballed this without actually trying to put the mower in the car?  What kind of car is it?

I've tried it before.  Nissan Sentra.

You and your parents share a single car?

We have three cars.  Dad drove the GMC Jimmy to work, and the other two cars are Nissan Sentras.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I don't understand:

I've walked not once, but twice this week, which is more than I've walked in years and all I get is attacked for not walking everyday and making excuses not to walk every day?  I'm working up to it, okay.  Just give me a chance.  I guess it was a mistake to get the oil changed in my car and to get a haircut and then having to rush over to the house so she could mow it.

Also, I'm being insulted for trying to save a little time by letting a lady, who cares who she is in relation, who 1) offered to mow it for me and 2) by her own admission loves to mow lawns and would be out there everyday if she could.  I guess I should have gotten up before dawn to stuff that lawn mower into the trunk of my car, find a bungee cord (oh, wait, I would have to go to Auto Zone for one which would have resulted in another insult), then while the lawn was being mowed I had to rush home so we could go enjoy our Friday evening?  That was probably another mistake.

This is just hilarious.

[Joe Biden 2020]

You know what. Forget it.  I'm not going to let you ruin my birthday weekend celebration for unwarranted and baseless insults and trying to tarnish my good name.  Yes, my name is still good.  It's obvious NOTHING I DO will please ANYBODY, so I'm locking this thread and please ABSOLUTELY ZERO CALLS TO REOPEN.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Wow.  Just wow.  Don't know what to say to this, it's just... Wow...

Locking thread.