Oklahoma vs. Utah vs. Kenya

[Joe Biden 2020]

The 1st world option.

I agree, so I chose Oklahoma.  Utah is definitely first world, as well, naturally.  Parts of Nairobi and Kisumu are second world while most of the country is third world, including the non-downtown portions of both cities.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Oklahoma, and the people who think Kenya would be a good idea, really need to spend more time in the 3rd world. South Africa is terrifying enough.

I spent a week in Kisumu, Kenya (western edge of the country near Lake Victoria and the Ugandan border) last March.  Downtown is definitely second world, but where I spent most of my time was definitely third world.  It really makes you appreciate everything you have in America or in Europe (or other first world civilization).  I vowed never to complain about anything I have or don't have again (something I failed at miserably).  I will be going back sometime this year and fully intend on moving to Kisumu in 2016 or 2017.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Obviously, the first world option. So, Kenya.

Seriously though, as long as you stay in Salt Lake City, Utah is fine.

I'm going to travel down through Southern Utah on the 15 toward Las Vegas and Los Angeles this Spring.  I'm looking forward to seeing what's south of Provo.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Utah as long as you stay away from Provo and Orem. Having lived there, those places are literally fascist Italy when someone finds out that you aren't the dominant religion. The air is also thick enough to chew, but I've never attempted that due to fear of breaking my teeth.

So, if I go to Provo and proclaim that I'm a Baptist, what would happen?