Democratic National Convention **live commentary thread**

[Chief Justice Keef]

So when does the fart-in start?

Silent but deadly.

Is the plan to kill Hillary with deadly farts, so then the DNC will have to nominate Bernie?

[Chief Justice Keef]

Demi Lovato; a better Selena Gomez.

[Chief Justice Keef]

A now they have two illegals speaking, get the border patrol.

Your bait sucks.

[Chief Justice Keef]

Speak English we are in America. The average person doesn't speak Spanish

You're trying too hard.

[Chief Justice Keef]

I can't believe it took identity politics to shut up the Green Tea Party crowd.

[Chief Justice Keef]

Apparently Bill's speech tonight might be longer than an hour. This'll be good. Hopefully he plays the sax.

I hope he devotes a section to explicitly battling the claims of Berners.

That's the last thing the Democrats need right now. This convention should be about bridging the gap between Clinton and Sanders supporters, you're being ridiculous.