I accidentally booked a 'kink' hotel for my European vacation last week*.
Some highlights:
1) The 'room service' menu consisted entirely of whips, dildos, handcuffs and other sex objects that you could rent.
2) The lights in the room were all purple
3) The maids set the stereo system to a porno music playlist each day.
*It was far and away the cheapest option on Expedia with a good location and a king size bed
That sounds awesome lol
My worst hotel experience was the Chibi Hotel in Beijing.
-mosquitoes everywhere
-dirty coffee pot
-few channels
Luckily, my aunt's husband got us out of there in a few hours and into a better hotel with marble floors, fountains, exotic plants, and fluffy beds.
I remember that week was the least air-polluted week in Beijing in 4 years.
