Is your morning schedule absolutely legit?

[Ebowed]

I get up at 4:51 am everyday (it gets earlier by about 3 minutes every couple of months).  It takes a long time to wash the stench of alcohol out of my teeth and body, and I almost never remember to do it when going to bed around 11:36 pm, which is by all accounts an average and not a fixed bedtime, unlike my wakeup.  You could call my morning schedule absolutely legit.