I could make some more serious recommendations but with the current state of the race:
Trump Cabinet:
VP - Sessions
State - Giuliani
Treasury - Bloomberg
AG - Christie
Agriculture - Rick Scott
Commerce - Icahn
Defense - Schmitz (former DoD IG)
Education - Omarosa (couldn't think of anyone
)
Energy - JEB Bush (who's low energy now?
)
Health and Human Services - Carson
Homeland Security - Arpaio
Housing and Urban Development - LePage
Interior - Palin
Transportation - Scott Brown
Veterans Affairs - McCain (ironic isn't it?)
