Hypothetical: This is the map

[RaphaelDLG]

I start foaming at the mouth, defecating in my hand, and slinging my excrement at the walls.  I walk outside, totally naked, two middle fingers high in the air, ranting at my neighbors and threatening violence.

They call the police, and I am tazered and taken away to a psychiatric facility, where I live the rest of my days with no recovery - my brain was too scrambled by the realigned electoral map.

[RaphaelDLG]

I start foaming at the mouth, defecating in my hand, and slinging my excrement at the walls.  I walk outside, totally naked, two middle fingers high in the air, ranting at my neighbors and threatening violence.

They call the police, and I am tazered and taken away to a psychiatric facility, where I live the rest of my days with no recovery - my brain was too scrambled by the realigned electoral map.

My jaw would drop as I looked at the map and I would demand to know who poisoned water supplies across the country with heavy doses of LSD. Then I would be hauled off in a very similar fashion to your breakdown.

About 10-15 years later, hollywood would make a very overrated, cloying oscar bait movie about our psychosis where a young psychiatrist and nurse help us and the other patients struggle through our lives at the hospital, with mixed results.  Your character, despite her tenuous connection to reality, paints strikingly lucid, hauntingly beautiful paintings of what life used be like before the electoral map was forever ruined.

[RaphaelDLG]

I start foaming at the mouth, defecating in my hand, and slinging my excrement at the walls.  I walk outside, totally naked, two middle fingers high in the air, ranting at my neighbors and threatening violence.

They call the police, and I am tazered and taken away to a psychiatric facility, where I live the rest of my days with no recovery - my brain was too scrambled by the realigned electoral map.

My jaw would drop as I looked at the map and I would demand to know who poisoned water supplies across the country with heavy doses of LSD. Then I would be hauled off in a very similar fashion to your breakdown.

About 10-15 years later, hollywood would make a very overrated, cloying oscar bait movie about our psychosis where a young psychiatrist and nurse help us and the other patients struggle through our lives at the hospital, with mixed results.  Your character, despite her tenuous connection to reality, paints strikingly lucid, hauntingly beautiful paintings of what life used be like before the electoral map was forever ruined.

Coming this summer...



Experience the heartwarming story of Maps Adams, a kind doctor who brings new life to a pair of young, disgruntled former political junkies once thought to be completely detached from reality after a stunning upset many years ago. Now that Maps Adams has brought these poor souls back from the brink...... Can he keep them from slipping back?

In theaters July 25th

Excellent work!

I have Harvey Weinstein on the phone right now; he's willing to give Dave Leip 5 points on the back end in exchange for using the forum name in the movie.

They've cast Winona Ryder as you, Bradley Cooper doing an overwrought "understated" portrayal of me as a mentally unbalanced version of Robert DeNiro, and Asa Butterfield as precocious hospital visitor Senator Smith.  More cameo roles TBA!