The Atlasian Enquirer

[Terry the Fat Shark]

I have bought the highly reputable and respected "Atlasian Enquirer" which was failing due to reporting too much fake news, much like the failing and soon to be bankrupt Nyman Questioner.

More to come soon.

[Terry the Fat Shark]

Nyman Questioner quickly going bankrupt, Isaac Cummings to blame???


It has come to our attention that the Nyman Questioner, which was receiving vast sums of money from the Scottish Conservative Party, is now going bankrupt as it was revealed that Cummings voted for the SNP candidate in recent elections. Isaac Cummings was seen desperately trying to write a new manifesto as redemption, but was repeatedly rejected as they said "go away you dirty bloke" More to come.

Cora behind Hamas children propaganda videos on youtube???

It has come to our attention that recently, new children's hamas videos have been popping up, likely created or at least inspired by Cora: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWwCKvvodBA

More to come in our next edition

here's a preview: "Peebs tries to break into Scissors vault, was she arrested???"

[Terry the Fat Shark]

Peebs caught in the Scissors vault again, is arrested for running with Scissors.....



It has come to our attention that Peebs was caught in the scissors vault and was arrested for running with scissors for the 3rd time this month. Apparently Mrs. Peebs was highly distressed because in her own words "he told me bee movie was fiction". We believe this is referring to her captor from the NLLC, but we are waiting on confirmation while the last of the Nyman Questioner's funds dry up.

More to come.

[Terry the Fat Shark]

21:39   fhtagn   I mean the first half of my store wasn't a lie

Who's to say even more wast true? And he never asserted his speculations were true, unlike dfw's personal attacks against me.

What's that Hillary?