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[LLR]

The ghost of Reagan runs for a third term every four years already.

[LLR]

I never thought we'd be able to put Landslide Lyndon here but:

84%+28%=112%

Oops.

Have you even read the chart before delivering your usual failed snark?

[LLR]

Context: Milo Hippopotamus stealing charity money

but he seemed like such a nice guy

[LLR]

There shouldn't be a left-wing anything.

[LLR]

OK seriously, what the actual f**k is going on in this thread?

I make a simple post wondering if maybe, just maaaaaaaybe support for SSM isn't the only morally relevant litmus test among current political issues, and all of a sudden, "I don't care about LGBT rights", I have "contempt for SSM", I think it's a "bourgeois" issue, and maybe I'm even a little homophobic, who knows?

Have you all actually gone insane?

[LLR]

Because a lot of liberal Jews are willing to forgive soft anti-semitism on the left if the candidate hits all their other progressive buttons. This isn't new.

No comment on the rest (Keith Ellison is not a frickin' anti-Semite), but this ignores the woeful degree to which right-wingers routinely ignore hard anti-semitism on the right.

[LLR]

Perriello is inexperienced and Ossoff is a liar/bro type loser that faked having extensive national security experience. That ticket would never happen and if it did, they both would lose in a landslide.

We literally just elected somebody whose only experience in life involved conning ordinary people and grabbing random pussy.

You misspelled "ran a successful business empire"

Which, of course, is synonymous with "conning ordinary people".