Haslam for Legislature!!!

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

Speaker Haslam announces Re-election bid!


Speaker Haslam announcing his re-election bid, just before a Green Day concert performing a song on his candidacy.

"Hello, my friends! It's great to be here at the Thompson-Boling arena! Ya know, my restaurant isn't too far down from here, hell some of y'all, hopefully not too much, but hopefully some of y'all stop by! Just before Green Day plays, damn, I'd like to talk to you about the state of our region. Look where we've come. Not that long ago, the South wasn't really growing. Now it's a model region. I take some credit for this, but I couldn't have done it without the other legislators' help. In the spirit of small government and equality for all, I declare my candidacy for Southern Legislature again! I'll keep the government out of our lives and promote the South as a model region! Thank you all! Now let's here the greatest, GREEN DAY!!!"





"Do you here me? Give me a ing shout, vote for Haslam!!!"

*Haslam! Haslam! Haslam!*

*Banner drapes down*





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc1Uld0k4W4






Endorsements:

Green Day, Band
Speaker Kent
Senator NC Yankee
Assemblyman Pingvin
Southern Gothic
Governor Ted Bessell
Senator Leinad

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

Endorsed for reelection. Give 'em heck, Haslam (sorry, Truman )!

Don't you mean Give 'em Hell Haslam!!!!


Endorsed!!!

Endorsed.

Thanks, guys!!!

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

Big time endorsement!

Thanks

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

Endorsed, naturally. Don't be an American idiot: vote Haslam!

Thanks, Governor! XD, thanks for the new campaign slogan, too!!!

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

Damn, Ted, I was about to say that!

But wouldn't it be Atlasian Idiot?

Either way, endorsed for a high preference!

Thanks, Mr. Governor!!!

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

Speaker Haslam speaking to a small crowd in Denny's about his plans for education reform.

"Hello, y'all! It's great to be on campus here at the University of Tuscaloosa. I'm here to talk to y'all about College reform. Across Public colleges, and I believe private colleges will follow this bill if it is passed.  The law states that the colleges would have to give you some pretty basic information, how much you are paying for your tuition compared to how much the job pays annually (in 1 year). I think that's pretty good, hell if you're paying thousands and thousands of dollars you should be able to see what you're gonna get out of that? Who here agrees with that?"

*audience claps and one student screams: HELL YA!!!*

"Haha! Well it was a pleasure to be here, had a hell of a breakfast I must say, please vote Haslam for Legislature!!!"