Weird dreams you've had involving politicians

[Mike Thick]

I dreamed about being held in Ted Cruz's secret room.

Ugh, sorry dude. That must have been one traumatizing nightmare!

He asked me if I wanna a balloon.

Ted Cruz was Pennywise?

That's why he won Maine. Duh!

[Mike Thick]

Dreamed that it was election night. Clinton had mopped the floor with Trump, winning all Obama 2012 states and North Carolina with 53.4% of the popular vote. Utah was uncalled at the time:

She had come within a stone's throw of taking Arizona. The downballot drubbing was massive: I remember that Patrick Murphy beat Rubio in Florida and Jason Kander somehow managed to win in Missouri. I remember Googling the New Hampshire Senate results and discovering that the results were measured by a paper grocery bag full of pancake mix and a bag full of New Hampshire-shaped dried fruit in my bedroom closet. Pancake mix had apparently won in a landslide.

[Mike Thick]

Last night, I dreamed that I was the campaign manager of Republican Michigan Senator "Greg Poonery," who had defeated Debbie Stabenow by 55.28%-55.18% in 2012. However, our plans were dashed when spaghetti demons took over the world a-la "body snatchers."

I need to stop eating weird stuff before I go to bed.

[Mike Thick]

I had a dream about politics last night. It was 2019, and I was reading an article that talked about the Virginia elections and then mentioned in the same breath that Democrats had flipped 87 house seats and 3-4 Senate seats with a pending recount in Tennessee.

[Mike Thick]

I had a dream last night that Conor Lamb broke into my house and threatened to axe-murder my family