Then that is truly unfortunate.
The only thing that I feel is truly unfortunate is this country's constitution and current state of affairs.
You mean having the best universities, companies, hospitals, space program, and military in the world? That's what bothers you?
I really doubt you know enough about Canada to truly say you want to throw in with that lot. Canada is a frozen wasteland with a smattering of people. The population of New England is 40% the size of Canada (14.5 million vs 35 million). And the land mass of Canada is second only to Russia. If New England were admitted into Canada they would dominate. Whatever you think you see in Canada would evaporate with that kind of dilution.