I'm glad you asked.
After a great deal of consideration, soul-searching, and similarly improbable baloney, I've finally decided how I'll be voting in the presidential election. The ticket can best be described thus:
- One half of the ticket is an attractive forty-something with experience in local level politics, but very limited experience any higher than that.
- The other half of the ticket is a seasoned political veteran who has served in Congress for decades, and suffered through a tragic episode of his life many years ago. He is currently married to his second wife.
- The running mate on this ticket hails from a state with only three electoral votes, which were pretty much expected to vote for the same ticket anyway. This person also has a son in the military, who is being deployed in Iraq this fall.
I hope that clears up any ambiguity for you.
God bless you all, and God bless Armenia.
