CA GOV 2021 - 2022 megathread

[Joe Republic]

My ballot showed up in the mail today, which was the first reminder in several months that a recall is even happening.

Here are my favorite non-Angelyne candidates in the Voter Information Guide For Confused & Very Concerned Californians:




Might as well install an actual Tankie to run Commiefornia.  I'll bet his managers at Walmart are very interested in his extracurricular activities.  They probably put up a sign in the break room saying "Don't talk to Dennis, and tell us if he tries talking to you about ANYTHING".




"I used to be addicted to drugs, but then I stopped!  I had a great job, but drugs.  Here is my education history as well: I earned a PhD in DRUGS."




And then everyone stood up and clapped.



And now the "A for Effort" gang:

[Joe Republic]

Republicans have also lost any remaining confidence in voting by mail over the past year, thanks to incessant lies told by a certain twice-impeached former president.

[Joe Republic]

Detroit Lions player endorses Larry Elder
https://mobile.twitter.com/NickWilliams_98/status/1428869155311263745

31 year old born in Alabama, went on to play NFL in Pittsburgh, Kansas City, Miami, Chicago and now Detroit.

Larry Elder has this in the bag now.  Guaranteed.

[Joe Republic]

How many ads for candidates in the recall are people seeing? Granted, I imagine that Republican candidates might not find it cost-efficient to spend in the Bay Area media market, but literally every television ad I've seen has been against the recall.

I live in a thinly populated, heavily pro-recall area that just happens to be in the Reno media market.  So yeah... we basically don't exist out here.

[Joe Republic]

Do Republicans see this as a blown opportunity?

A substantial portion of them, if not a majority, will be convinced the Dems stole it.  That's the only way Republicans lose, you see.