Are you covered for dental?

[Joe Republic]

Yeah, I guess.  They only cover $1000 worth of treatment a year, which I'll usually have used up by spring each year, making anything else after that out-of-pocket.

This year I needed an implant to replace a tooth I had removed.  As implants are considered non-essential, the insurance wouldn't cover it.  $5000 later, I have a shiny new tooth and a maxed out credit card.

[Joe Republic]

Yeah, I guess.  They only cover $1000 worth of treatment a year, which I'll usually have used up by spring each year,

...do you never brush or something? I've only one had one crown and one extraction my entire life.

Nope, just weak teeth.  Runs in the family.

My wife only brushes once a day and has a much sweeter tooth than me, and doesn't have a single cavity.