UPDATE-OPOLY

[Joe Republic]

Hallelujah hallelujah! Joe, I would like to un-mortgage my green properties and if possible also take out some new credit cards on each of them. I know it is a risk, but I believe He wants me to succeed on this.

Is that a metric 'some', or standard measurement?

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2210

Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Blondie's Kennel (Grave) to feed him/her (and pay their respects).

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $818

Pink Team advances to Tulsa Apartment and very generously contributes $390 to help Oakvale pay his credit card bills.

JerryArkansas     $514

JerryArkansas advances to Just Napping.

Bore     $4140

Bore advances to Call Center #2, and very generously contributes $1050 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.



 

Bore advances to Grandma's House, and very generously contributes $390 to Oakvale to help pay his credit card bills.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1265

SomebodyWhoExists advances to GO, collecting $400 of his parents' money!

Oakvale     $3277

Oakvale advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:





Oakvale pays a total of $585 to the Free Gas fund!

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2110

Red Team advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:



Red Team advances to On The Border, paying $50 to Bore for two delicious and healthy dinners.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $428

Pink Team advances to Braum's, paying $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.

JerryArkansas     $514

JerryArkansas advances to The Kenyan Kids and loves on them for a few hours.



 

JerryArkansas advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:



Unable to contribute the necessary $750 sidejacking service fees, he instead pays his remaining $514 to Bacon King and HockeyDude, along with his properties!


JerryArkansas has been Raptured!  (7-10 years ahead of schedule!!)  He advances to Heaven, receives a perfect new body, and takes his place beside his Lord and Savior for the rest of eternity.

Bore     $2750

Bore advances to New Fiancée, paying $75 for a sumptuous engagement ring.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1965

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

Oakvale     $1517

Oakvale advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $32 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help teach the children about Christianity.



 

Oakvale advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room, and very generously contributes $1150 to Bore to help with his loan payment.



 

Oakvale advances to Braum's, paying $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1206

Red Team advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:



Red Team pays $100 to Free Gas, advances to Call Center #2, and very generously contributes $1050 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $378

Pink Team advances to GO, collecting $400 of their parents' money!

Bore     $3825

Bore passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to 4am Bible Study generously contributing $12 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1940

SomebodyWhoExists advances to O.N.G., and generously contributes $70 to help Oakvale survive unemployment after suddenly resigning without notice.

Oakvale     $1405

Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Train Room generously contributing $8 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

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[Joe Republic]

Actually guys, you should all redirect your prayers towards different sets of numbers, as apparently I forgot to move the red choo choo forward that one space.  I'll fix it when I get home.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $68

Red Team advances to Go To Sleep and moves sleepily to Bed.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $778

Pink Team advances to 4am Bible Study, and decides not to disturb the sleeping Bacon King and HockeyDude.



 

Pink Team advances to Utah Call Center, and decides again to not disturb the sleeping Bacon King and HockeyDude.

Bore     $4013

Bore advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

SomebodyWhoExists     $1828

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Call Center #1, and very generously contributes $1050 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Oakvale     $2597

Oakvale advances to O.N.G. and listens to his radio at his desk at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11.

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[Joe Republic]

After this post from ODF, I am hereby reverting the 4th of July to its original name.  As of 1300 on December 21, 2014, that space will be known as New Year's Eve.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $18

Red Team remains In Bed

Would you like to use your Wake Up Free card, or pay $50 of your parents' money to wake up before your next turn, or attempt to roll a double next time instead?

[Joe Republic]

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $728

Pink Team advances to Maisha Orphanage.  Unable to contribute the necessary $1000 adoption fees, they instead pay their remaining $728 to Bacon King and HockeyDude, along with their properties!


Pink Team has been Raptured!  (7-10 years ahead of schedule!!)  They advance to Heaven, receive perfect new bodies, and take their place beside their Lord and Savior for the rest of eternity.

Bore     $4213

Bore advances to Free Gas, collecting $960!!

SomebodyWhoExists     $778

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Grandma's House.  Unable to contribute the necessary $1100 credit card payments, he instead pays his remaining $778 to Oakvale, along with his properties!


SomebodyWhoExists has been Raptured!  (7-10 years ahead of schedule!!)  He advances to Heaven, receives a perfect new body, and takes his place beside his Lord and Savior for the rest of eternity.

Oakvale     $3375

Oakvale advances to Adoption Agency, and very generously contributes $950 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1696

Red Team advances to Call Center #1 and very generously contributes $1050 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Bore     $5173

Bore advances to Tulsa Apartment and very generously contributes $1275 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Oakvale     $4150

Oakvale advances to Health Care, and gets a free check-up.

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[Joe Republic]

That would just be me forgetting to change the dice images.  They definitely rolled a 6 and a 5, which I remember because Bore then rolled the same number the other way around.

[Joe Republic]

I mean, four credit cards on the brown properties I guess? Why not. If possible I'd also like to add those four each and go right ahead to loans on each, too.

I don't blame you for taking out loans so that JJ/Blondie can have a nice, shiny new kennel, and Papa can have a brand new train set!  Feel free to tell Papa that he will of course need to pick up the kennel from Walmart and put it together, and he'll also need to collect the train set from Albuquerque as they unfortunately cannot ship it.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $646

Red Team advances to Metro Tech Admissions Office and very generously contributes $1150 to Bore to help with his loan payment.


Now $504 in debt, Red Team decides to mortgage all the light blue properties, and consolidate the loans and four credit cards on the pink properties.  There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of this.

Bore     $5048

Bore advances to Christmas and buys a nice gift worth $50 for Bacon King and HockeyDude.

Oakvale     $3650

Oakvale advances to Braum's, and pays $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.

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[Joe Republic]

I have sold cyan monopoly to bore for $2001

What a trade!  Bore must be so excited to have all the religious properties belong to him, although let's not forget that we all in turn belong to God, and therefore the ownership of his new monopoly is pretty circular if you think about it.  But I don't really want to explain that any more than I already have, however, so don't bother asking!

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2107

Red Team advances to Braum's, and help themselves to some free ice cream.

Bore     $2997

Bore passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

Oakvale     $3600

Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, helping himself to a light helping of baked potatoes, chocolate cake w/ chocolate frosting, corn, fried chicken, grilled-to-order USDA Sirloin steaks, macaroni & cheese, macaroni salad, mashed potatoes & gravy, meatloaf, pizza, potato salad, Rotisserie chicken, soft serve ice cream, spaghetti and a few sweet potatoes.  And all under 500 calories!

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1407

Red Team advances to Christmas, and sit in their apartment alone, just focusing.

Bore     $2291

Bore advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:





Bore collects $400 of his parent's money!

Oakvale     $3800

Oakvale advances to O.N.G. and listens to his radio at his desk at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1407

Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to 4am Bible Study and very generously contributes $550 to Bore to help with his loan payment.

Bore     $3241

Bore advances to 4am Bible Study and joins the Red Team on their knees, allowing Jesus to spread His love all over them all.

Oakvale     $3800

Oakvale advances to Call Center #2 and sidejacks with himself for a while.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1057

Red Team advances to On The Border, paying $25 to Bore for a delicious and healthy dinner.

Bore     $3266

Bore advances to Walmart, and very generously contributes $750 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay for a two weeks' supply of groceries.

Oakvale     $3800

Oakvale advances to Tulsa Apartment and watches some premium cable, and some subscription porn with the volume all the way up.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1782

Red Team advances to Free Gas, collecting the same amount of money they earned from selling Rainbow Play Systems that one time!

Bore     $2516

Bore advances to Free Gas, collecting the same amount of money he earned from selling AmeriPlan healthcare discount cards that one time!

Oakvale     $3800

Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1782

Red Team advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room, and very generously contributes $1150 to Bore to help with his loan payment.

Bore     $3666

Bore advances to Cracker Barrel, and pays $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.

Oakvale     $3975

Oakvale advances to Utah Call Center, and very generously contributes $750 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1432

Red Team advances to Grandma's House, and very generously contributes $1275 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Bore     $3616

Bore advances to Grandma's House, and also very generously contributes $1275 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.

Oakvale     $5775

Oakvale advances to On The Border, paying $25 to Bore for a delicious and healthy dinner.

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[Joe Republic]

In order to better focus on New Years in Kiribati I have given the responsibility of focusing on Christmas to Oakvale in exchange for the healthy golden corral and $2200

I trust that you agreed to give up your interest in Christmas long before the day itself was actually over.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2357

Red Team advances to GO, collecting $400 of their parents' money!

Bore     $2366

Bore advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:






 

Bore passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $100 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for three delicious and healthy dinners.

Oakvale     $2350

Oakvale advances to Call Center #2 and sidejacks with himself for a while.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2857

Red Team advances to Corporate Worship and very generously contributes $600 to Bore to help with his loan payment.

Bore     $3116

Bore advances to The Kenyan Kids and very generously contributes $950 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.

Oakvale     $1550

Oakvale advances to Russ Powers' Office and very generously contributes $1200 to Bore to help with his loan payment.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $3207

Red Team advances to Maisha Orphanage and teaches the kids about Jesus even though the kids probably know more about Him than they do.

Bore     $3366

Bore advances to Cracker Barrel, paying $100 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for three delicious and healthy dinners.

Oakvale     $350

Oakvale advances to Braum's, paying $100 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for three delicious and healthy dinners.

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