UPDATE-OPOLY

[Joe Republic]

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2417

Pink Team advances to Christmas and generously buys a gift worth $50 for Oakvale.

JerryArkansas     $1576

JerryArkansas advances to Call Center #1, where he already works.

Bore     $2281

Bore advances to Russ Powers' Office, which he already owns.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1857

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Hobo Orgy Garage, and generously contributes $12 to JerryArkansas to help pay his rent.



 

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Adoption Agency, and generously contributes $14 to Bore to help pay his rent.



 

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Cracker Barrel, paying $25 to Bore for a delicious and healthy dinner.

AndrewCT     $1326

AndrewCT is stuck inside his motel room, sheltered from the Arctic conditions outside!

Oakvale     $852

Oakvale advances to GO, collecting $400 of his parents' money!

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1168

Red Team advances to Free Gas, collecting $200!

King     $960

King advances to 4th of July

Would you like to purchase this property for $350 of your parents' money?

[Joe Republic]

King passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2367

Pink Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Men's Only Church Dinner, generously contributing $6 to Oakvale to help pay his rent.

JerryArkansas     $1588

JerryArkansas advances to Tulsa Apartment, generously contributing $26 to King to help pay his rent.

Bore     $2320

Bore advances to Ma & Pa's Trailer, generously contributing $28 to King to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1806

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Tulsa Apartment, generously contributing $26 to King to help pay his rent.

AndrewCT     $1326

AndrewCT passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:





AndrewCT collects $400 of his parents' money!

Oakvale     $1258

Oakvale advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:





Oakvale advances to Christmas

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[Joe Republic]

Good Monday evening!  I will post the next round of turns around 2100, reflecting the exciting developments between Oakvale and JerryArkansas, which were in turn facilitated, supervised and approved by God.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1368

Red Team advances to Metro Tech Admissions Office

Would you like to purchase this property for $260 of your parents' money?

[Joe Republic]

Red Team advances to Russ Powers' Office, and generously contributes $24 to Bore to help pay his rent.

King     $890

King advances to Just Napping

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2561

Pink Team advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

JerryArkansas     $1932

JerryArkansas advances to New Fiancée, paying $75 for a sumptuous engagement ring.

Bore     $2316

Bore advances to GO, collecting $400 of his parents' money!



 

Bore advances to O.N.G., and generously contributes $120 to help Oakvale survive unemployment after suddenly resigning without notice.



 

Bore advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1796

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Christmas and generously buys a gift worth $50 for Oakvale.



 

SomebodyWhoExists passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

AndrewCT     $1926

AndrewCT advances to Walmart, and generously contributes $10 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay for their groceries.

Oakvale     $1083

Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to 4am Bible Study, generously contributing $6 to King to help pay his rent.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1094

Red Team advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:





Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $50 to Oakvale for two delicious and healthy dinners.

King     $896

King advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2661

Pink Team advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.



 

Pink Team advances to Health Care, and generously contributes $90 to help Oakvale pay his non-existent medical expenses.

JerryArkansas     $1857

JerryArkansas passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Men's Only Church Dinner.

Bore     $2580

Bore advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room, and generously contributes $22 to help King continue his education.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1937

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Utah Call Center and pays $10 to sidejack with Bacon King and HockeyDude.

AndrewCT     $1916

AndrewCT advances to Call Center #2 and pays $18 to sidejack with Oakvale.



 

AndrewCT advances to Grandma's House

Would you like to purchase this property for $300 of your parents' money?

[Joe Republic]

Assuming Grandma's House gets bought, will the Kenyan kids be the last remaining unbought property?  RIP Kenyan kids.

Everybody has been so focused on buying other properties that they have temporarily overlooked their own children!  But fear not, God has told me directly that those children will be purchased no later than August 12th 2019.

[Joe Republic]

Oakvale     $1083

Oakvale advances to Utah Call Center and pays $10 to sidejack with Bacon King and HockeyDude.

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[Joe Republic]

Congratulations (Phil) on your successful monopolies!

You may now take out credit cards or loans on any of your respective property sets at any point between turns... i.e. after I post Oakvale's turn and the updated board, and before I start the next round with Red Team's turn.

Note - we are using the 'even build' rule here, which means that each property in a color set must have 1 credit card before you apply for a 2nd one on any of them; each property must have 2 credit cards before you apply for a 3rd, etc. etc.

Also note that credit cards and loans may be sold to generate spare cash, but at half the price you paid to apply for each one.  So spend wisely!

In the mean time, rent on those properties is now double!

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1664

Red Team advances to O.N.G., and generously contributes $70 to help Oakvale survive unemployment after suddenly resigning without notice.

King     $918

King advances to Cracker Barrel, paying $25 to Bore for a delicious and healthy dinner.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2555

Pink Team advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:






 

Pink Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Train Room generously contributing $4 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

JerryArkansas     $2057

JerryArkansas advances to The Kenyan Kids

Would you like to purchase this property for $180 of your parents' money?

[Joe Republic]

Bore     $2583

Bore advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

SomebodyWhoExists     $1931

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Adoption Agency, and generously contributes $14 to Bore to help pay his rent.

AndrewCT     $1598

AndrewCT advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:





AndrewCT passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to O.N.G. generously contributing $40 to Oakvale.

He then moves back to Scam, paying $200 of his parents' money to Free Gas.

Oakvale     $1135

Oakvale advances to On The Border, paying $25 to King for a delicious and healthy dinner.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1594

Red Team advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

King     $918

King advances to Russ Powers' Office, and generously contributes $24 to Bore to help pay his rent.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2651

Pink Team advances to Utah Call Center and pays $20 to sidejack with Bacon King and HockeyDude.

JerryArkansas     $1877

JerryArkansas advances to Call Center #1 and pays $36 to sidejack with Oakvale.

Bore     $2671

Bore passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

SomebodyWhoExists     $1917

SomebodyWhoExists advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room, and generously contributes $22 to help King continue his education.

AndrewCT     $1558

AndrewCT advances to Hoby Orgy Garage and pays $24 to help Bacon King and HockeyDude with the clean up.



 

AndrewCT advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

Oakvale     $1146

Oakvale advances to Call Center #3, where he already works.

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[Joe Republic]

Joe, I wish to put a credit card on each Call Center. I have a good feeling about this job, and I'm confident this investment will pay off.

Two credit cards for each of my jobs, Joe

Fantastic to see you both put some money away for a rainy day!  Credit cards are a valuable source of savings.

Oakvale, I've deducted $450 for your application fees, and BK you've been charged $600.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1113

Red Team advances to Call Center #2 and generously contributes $90 to Oakvale to help pay his credit card bill.

King     $916

King advances to Christmas and generously buys a gift worth $50 for Oakvale.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2631

Pink Team advances to The Kenyan Kids and generously contributes $14 to help JerryArkansas bribe the adoption officials.

JerryArkansas     $1855

JerryArkansas advances to Tulsa Apartment and generously contributes $26 to help King pay for his porn cable subscription.

Bore     $2826

Bore advances to Utah Call Center and generously contributes $150 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay their credit card bills.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1911

SomebodyWhoExists advances to New Fiancée, paying $75 for a sumptuous engagement ring.

AndrewCT     $1518

AndrewCT advances to Russ Powers' Office, and generously contributes $24 to Bore to help pay his rent.

Oakvale     $836

Oakvale advances to Ma & Pa's Trailer, and generously contributes $28 to King to help pay his rent.

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[Joe Republic]

Oh hang on, I thought we had to wait until we had one credit card on each property before placing more etc. If I'd known otherwise I would have just done that in one fell swoop.

Apologies if I was unclear about the even build rule.  I found this handy explanation which might help clear things up.  As long as you abide by the the even build rule, you can apply for as many credit cards as you can afford to in one go.  Absolutely nothing wrong with that, etc.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $573

Red Team advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

King     $920

King passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Men's Only Church Dinner.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2617

Pink Team advances to Free Gas and collects $495!



 

Pink Team advances to Go To Bed and moves sleepily to Bed.

JerryArkansas     $1829

JerryArkansas advances to New Fiancée, paying $75 for a sumptuous engagement ring.

Bore     $2700

Bore advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1852

SomebodyWhoExists passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

AndrewCT     $1494

AndrewCT advances to Grandma's House, just in time for Grandma to serve up some wholesome fixins'.

Oakvale     $383

Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Train Room generously contributing $4 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

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[Joe Republic]

So much trading activity!  God's plan for this game is truly underway!  I believe I will join in too, by purchasing (with my own parents' money! ) the Just Napping space.  While it is true that I cannot technically charge any rent for this space, nor am I technically a player, I still believe it is a bargain at only $1,200.

FYI, I will be updating the next round of turns at 2030 this evening.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $473

Red Team advances to Christmas and generously buys a gift worth $50 for Oakvale.

King     $1620

King advances to Hobo Orgy Garage and very generously contributes $900 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.



 

King advances to Adoption Agency and generously contributes $14 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help bribe the adoption officials.



 

King advances to Call Center #1 and generously contributes $250 to Oakvale to help pay his credit card bills.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $3112

Pink Team wakes up, advances to The Kenyan Kids and generously contributes $14 to JerryArkansas to help bribe the adoption officials.



 

Pink Team advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help teach the children about Christianity.

JerryArkansas     $1768

JerryArkansas passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

Bore     $734

Bore advances to Metro Tech Admissions Office.

SomebodyWhoExists     $2047

SomebodyWhoExists advances to The Kenyan Kids and generously contributes $14 to JerryArkansas to help bribe the adoption officials.

AndrewCT     $1494

AndrewCT advances to Christmas and generously buys a gift worth $50 for Oakvale.

Oakvale     $954

Oakvale advances to 4am Bible Study and generously contributes $6 to pray with King.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1337

Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Corporate Worship generously contributing $8 to JerryArkansas to help pay his rent.

King     $462

King advances to Russ Powers' Office and very generously contributes $850 to Bore to help pay his credit card bills.

Whoops!  You can't quite afford to pay.  With God's help, you must raise an additional $388.


Here are the mortgage values of your properties:

4am Bible Study	$50
Tulsa Apartment	$150
Grandma's House	$150
Ma & Pa's Trailer	$160
4th of July	$175

[Joe Republic]

King advances to New Fiancée, paying $75 for a sumptuous engagement ring.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $3082

Pink Team advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room, and very generously contributes $800 to help Bore continue his education.

JerryArkansas     $1965

JerryArkansas advances to Walmart and very generously contributes $750 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.

Bore     $2384

Bore advances to Braum's, paying $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.

SomebodyWhoExists     $2033

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Cracker Barrel, paying $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.

AndrewCT     $1444

AndrewCT passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Men's Only Church Dinner, generously contributing $6 to JerryArkansas to help pay his rent.

Oakvale     $948

Oakvale advances to O.N.G. and listens to his radio at his desk at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1724

Red Team advances to The Kenyan Kids and generously contributes $14 to help JerryArkansas bribe the adoption officials.

King     $462

King passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Train Room generously contributing $4 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2282

Pink Team advances to Grandma's House, and makes sure that she's doing okay after King mortgaged her home.

JerryArkansas     $1235

JerryArkansas advances to The Kenyan Kids and loves on them for a few hours.

Bore     $1884

Bore advances to GO, collecting $400 of his parents' money!

SomebodyWhoExists     $1987

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:





SomebodyWhoExists passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

AndrewCT     $1638

AndrewCT advances to Utah Call Center and very generously contributes $750 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.

Oakvale     $973

Oakvale advances to Call Center #2 and sidejacks with himself for a while.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2460

Red Team advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help teach the children about Christianity.

King     $658

King advances to Just Napping.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2282

Pink Team advances to GO, collecting $400 of their parents' money!

JerryArkansas     $1235

JerryArkansas advances to Call Center #3 and very generously contributes $925 to help Oakvale pay his credit card bills.

Bore     $1834

Bore advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

SomebodyWhoExists     $2178

SomebodyWhoExists advances to O.N.G., and generously contributes $70 to help Oakvale survive unemployment after suddenly resigning without notice.

AndrewCT     $1638

AndrewCT advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help teach the children about Christianity.

Oakvale     $1068

Oakvale advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2444

Red Team advances to Russ Powers' Office, and very generously contributes $1200 to help Bore with his loan payment.

King     $658

King advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2682

Pink Team advances to Just Napping.



 

Pink Team advances to Adoption Agency and generously contributes $14 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help bribe the adoption officials.

JerryArkansas     $310

JerryArkansas advances to Tulsa Apartment and checks in on King's stuff for him.

Bore     $3034

Bore advances to Hobo Orgy Garage, and very generously contributes $900 to help Bacon King and HockeyDude with their loan payment.

SomebodyWhoExists     $2124

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Call Center #1 and very generously contributes $875 to help Oakvale pay his credit card bills.

AndrewCT     $872

AndrewCT advances to Metro Tech Admissions Office.  Unable to contribute the necessary $1150 tuition fees, he instead pays his remaining $872 to Bore, along with his properties!


AndrewCT has been Raptured!  (7-10 years ahead of schedule!!)  He advances to Heaven, receives a perfect new body, and takes his place beside his Lord and Savior for the rest of eternity.

Oakvale     $1893

Oakvale advances to Braum's, paying $50 to Bacon King and HockeyDude for two delicious and healthy dinners.



 

Oakvale advances to GO, collecting $400 of his parents' money!

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $2208

Red Team advances to 4th of July, which was a total bust this year thanks to King.

King     $683

King advances to Call Center #2.  Unable to contribute the necessary $1050 sidejacking service fees, he instead pays his remaining $683 to Oakvale, along with his properties!


King has been Raptured!  (7-10 years ahead of schedule!!)  He advances to Heaven, receives a perfect new body, and takes his place beside his Lord and Savior for the rest of eternity.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2668

Pink Team advances to Metro Tech Admissions Office, and very generously contributes $1150 to help Bore with his loan payment.

JerryArkansas     $310

JerryArkansas passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Blondie's Kennel (Grave) generously contributing $2 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay their rent.

Bore     $4156

Bore advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1265

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Tulsa Apartment and checks in on Oakvale's stuff for him.

Oakvale     $2476

Oakvale advances to Men's Only Church Dinner, and generously contributes $6 to JerryArkansas to help pay his rent.

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