UPDATE-OPOLY

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1280

Red Team advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:




Red Team moves back to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

King     $1331

King advances to New Fiancée, paying $75 for a sumptuous engagement ring

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $1825

Pink Team advances to Go To Bed, sleepily moving directly to Bed

JerryArkansas     $1470

JerryArkansas advances to Russ Powers' Office, and generously contributes $24 to Bore to help pay his rent.

Bore     $2192

Bore passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, advances to Train Room and generously contributes $4 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1769

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Russ Powers' Office, and generously contributes $24 to Bore to help pay his rent.

AndrewCT     $1376

AndrewCT advances to Christmas, and generously contributes $50 to Oakvale to help pay his rent.

Oakvale     $580

Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral

Would you like to purchase this property for $200 of your parents' money?

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1255

Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to invest $200 of their parents' money in a bold new financial opportunity at Scam.

King     $1256

King passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to 4am Bible Study

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $1825

Pink Team remains In Bed

Would you like to pay $50 to wake up before your next turn, or attempt to roll a double next time instead?

JerryArkansas     $1446

JerryArkansas advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:




 

JerryArkansas advances to GO and collects $400!

Bore     $2412

Bore advances to Men's Only Church Dinner and generously contributes $6 to Oakvale to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1745

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Christmas, and generously contributes $50 to Oakvale to help pay his rent.

AndrewCT     $1326

AndrewCT passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

Oakvale     $661

Oakvale advances to Walmart, and generously contributes $10 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay for their groceries.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1265

Red Team advances to Utah Call Center

Would you like to purchase this property for $140 of your parents' money?

[Joe Republic]

Yes I will buy Utah Call Center however due to my 7.5 grade headache I will be unable to attend my first day of work

How unfortunate!  However, I'm confident that your new employers will understand when you show up to your induction later this week or whenever.

[Joe Republic]

King     $1456

King advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $1775

Pink Team advances to Free Gas, collecting $350!

JerryArkansas     $1856

JerryArkansas advances to Corporate Worship

Would you like to purchase this property for $120 of your parents' money?

[Joe Republic]

Bore     $2406

Bore advances to Adoption Agency

Would you like to purchase this property for $180 of your parents' money?

Bore advances to Cracker Barrel

Would you like to purchase this property for $200 of your parents' money?

[Joe Republic]

SomebodyWhoExists     $1695

SomebodyWhoExists passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

AndrewCT     $1501

AndrewCT advances to Walmart, and generously contributes $10 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay for their groceries.

Oakvale     $676

Oakvale advances to Cracker Barrel, paying $25 to Bore for a delicious and healthy dinner.


 

Oakvale advances to Grandma's House

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[Joe Republic]

Joe, are the "Papa's Retirement Fund" and "Trust Jesus" cards all settled?  Or do you leave open the option of adding in new cards based on current/future Update developments, and adding them to the deck?

Because it would be fun to include scenarios like "eating cheeseburgers for bowling energy" to those cards:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=202933.msg4398152#msg4398152

I'll consider looking into thinking about that in the near future.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1135

Red Team advances to On The Border, paying $25 to King for a delicious and healthy dinner.

King     $1481

King advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room

Would you like to purchase this property for $260 of your parents' money?






 

King advances to Ma & Pa's Trailer

Would you like to purchase this property for $320 of your parents' money?

[Joe Republic]

Oh dear!  I seem to have forgotten that King was meant to have skipped a turn!  I guess to make things fair, I'll pretend that his turn just now didn't happen.  Then when his next turn comes around, I'll play it out the way it just did.  So if anybody lands on either of the two properties he just bought during the next round, then they may still be purchased.

I know I've made a mistake, but ultimately I know that I have done nothing wrong.  You all can say what you like and try and knock me down over this tiny little mistake, but it'll be me who's laughing and carrying on doing everything just the way I want.

[Joe Republic]

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2125

Pink Team advances to Russ Powers' Office, and generously contributes $24 to Bore to help pay his rent.

JerryArkansas     $1736

JerryArkansas advances to Adoption Agency, and generously contributes $14 to Bore to help pay his rent.

Bore     $2089

Bore advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

SomebodyWhoExists     $1870

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Walmart, and generously contributes $10 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay for their groceries.


 

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Maisha Orphanage

Would you like to purchase this property for $200 of your parents' money?

[Joe Republic]

AndrewCT     $1491

AndrewCT advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:

Oakvale     $651

Oakvale advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1170

Red Team advances to Free Gas, collecting $zero!

King     $1531

King advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room and agrees to purchase it for $260 of his parents' money.



 

King advances to Ma & Pa's Trailer and agrees to purchase it for $320 of his parents' money.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2151

Pink Team advances to Braum's

JerryArkansas     $1772

JerryArkansas advances to Call Center #1

Would you like to purchase this property for $220 of your parents' money?

[Joe Republic]

Jesus, RIP me. Why didn't I just blatantly lie about my weight?

The irony is that if you had just walked for just one more space, you could have spent an equal amount of money but received something rather beneficial to show for it.

[Joe Republic]

Bore     $2239

Bore passes GO and collects $200 of his parents' money, advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

SomebodyWhoExists     $1710

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Call Center #2, and pays $18 to sidejack with Oakvale.

AndrewCT     $1541

AndrewCT remains In Bed

Would you like to pay $50 of your parents' money to wake up before your next turn, or attempt to roll a double next time instead?

Oakvale     $319

Oakvale passes GO and collects $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, where he helps himself to a delicious free meal from his own restaurant!

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[Joe Republic]

He was previously on the "Papa's Retirement Fund" in the green area.  If he rolled an 8, then he should end up in Blondie's Kennel, not the next Papa's Retirement Fund.

I just tinkled on your argument.

I definitely remember Bore rolling 9.  I must have mistyped the 3 of one of the dice as a 2.

You guys keep knocking me down over the tiniest mistakes.  You've had your fun, but I'm done.  This is the end of Update-opoly forever.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1170

Red Team advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room, generously contributing $22 to King to help pay his rent.

King     $951

King passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy meal.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2151

Pink Team (finally) passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

JerryArkansas     $1552

JerryArkansas advances to Russ Powers' Office, generously contributing $24 to Bore to help pay his rent.



 

JerryArkansas advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:

Bore     $2313

Bore advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy meal.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1692

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Health Care, and pays $50 to Oakvale for an Indian-style checkup.

AndrewCT     $1541

AndrewCT remains In Bed

Would you like to pay $50 of your parents' money to wake up before your next turn, or attempt to roll a double next time instead?

Oakvale     $619

Oakvale advances to Utah Call Center, and pays $10 to sidejack with Bacon King and HockeyDude.

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[Joe Republic]

C:-)  New rule  C:-)

If you take longer than 24 hours to decide if you want to stay in bed or pay to wake up, you'll be staying in bed anyway.

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1158

Red Team advances to Braum's

Would you like to purchase this fine culinary establishment for $200 of your parents' money?

[Joe Republic]

King     $1148

King advances to Walmart, and generously contributes $10 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay for their groceries.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2551

Pink Team advances to Just Napping

Pink Team advances to Adoption Agency, and generously contributes $14 to Bore to help pay his rent.

JerryArkansas     $1528

JerryArkansas passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Train Room, generously contributing $4 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

Bore     $2302

Bore advances to Walmart, and generously contributes $10 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay for their groceries.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1646

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:

AndrewCT     $1491

AndrewCT advances to On The Border, paying $25 to King for a delicious and healthy dinner.

Oakvale     $609

Oakvale advances to Free Gas, collecting $215!

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $978

Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to Golden Corral, paying $25 to Oakvale for a delicious and healthy dinner.

King     $1163

King advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2537

Pink Team advances to Call Center #3, and pays $20 to sidejack with Bacon King and HockeyDude.

JerryArkansas     $1724

JerryArkansas advances to Men's Only Church Dinner, generously contributing $6 to Oakvale to help pay his rent.

Bore     $2292

Bore advances to Maisha Orphanage, and generously contributes $16 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1663

SomebodyWhoExists passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to 4am Bible Study generously contributing $6 to King to help pay his rent.

AndrewCT     $1466

AndrewCT advances to Call Center #1, and pays $18 to sidejack with JerryArkansas.

Oakvale     $855

Oakvale advances to Cracker Barrel, paying $25 to Bore for a delicious and healthy dinner.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1173

Red Team advances to Utah Call Center, where they already work.

King     $1185

King advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room, which he already owns.

Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $2517

Pink Team advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:

JerryArkansas     $1736

JerryArkansas advances to Hobo Orgy Garage

Would you like to purchase this property for $160 of your parents' money?

[Joe Republic]

As it is Christmastime, I have decided to take out a credit card so that I can buy gifts for family and friends as well as relaxing media for my AutoCAD playroom.

My dear King, you need to own all of a colored set of properties before you can start taking out credit cards or loans!  I direct your attention to Chapter 6 of this how-to-play guide.

[Joe Republic]

Bore     $2292

Bore advances to Call Center #3, and pays $20 to sidejack with Bacon King and HockeyDude.

SomebodyWhoExists     $1857

SomebodyWhoExists advances to Just Napping

AndrewCT     $1448

AndrewCT advances to AutoCAD(D) Play Room, and generously contributes $22 to King to help pay his rent.



 

AndrewCT advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:

Oakvale     $830

Oakvale advances to Ma & Pa's Trailer, and generously contributes $28 to King to help pay his rent.

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[Joe Republic]

Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1193

Red Team advances to On The Border, paying $25 to King for a delicious and healthy dinner.

King     $1260

King advances to Tulsa Apartment

Would you like to purchase this property for $300 of your parents' money?